Fatal shooting of firing range instructor by 9 year old girl and an Uzi

[Denny Crane]

It's just a few thousand bucks. Drop it the bucket.

#dennybaiting #knowsthelineDennywilluseinresponse #thesearebadhashtags

If you add up the $thousands times all the stupid stuff government does on this scale, it's significant.

Government doesn't waste money, right? /sarcasm

 

[Minstrel]

If you add up the $thousands times all the stupid stuff government does on this scale, it's significant.

Government doesn't waste money, right? /sarcasm

Come on, man, that's not your line. It's "A million here, a million there, eventually it adds up to real money."

I feel like I'm the only one trying here.

 

[Denny Crane]

Come on, man, that's not your line. It's "A million here, a million there, eventually it adds up to real money."

I feel like I'm the only one trying here.

It used to be a billion here, a billion there. Obama's turned it into a trillion here, a trillion there.

It's hard to believe anyone can find smores howto by the government to be a good use of funds.

 

[barfo]

It used to be a billion here, a billion there. Obama's turned it into a trillion here, a trillion there.

It's hard to believe anyone can find smores howto by the government to be a good use of funds.

Denny, I picture you at the company holiday party, standing in the corner grousing about what a waste of corporate resources it is and how the money could be better spent.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Denny, I picture you at the company holiday party, standing in the corner grousing about what a waste of corporate resources it is and how the money could be better spent.

barfo

I picture you lifting my wallet to pay for hookers.

 

[barfo]

I picture you lifting my wallet to pay for hookers.

Exactly. Now, which of us is having more fun?

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Exactly. Now, which of us is having more fun?

barfo

You think it would be you, but at someone else's expense. The problem with government hookers is that they're the $1 variety, but they charge $100 for them.

 

[Minstrel]

You think it would be you, but at someone else's expense.

The "but" implies that the premise will prove to be wrong, yet it still sounds like barfo is having more fun. Isn't it even more fun when it's at someone else's expense?

 

[Denny Crane]

The "but" implies that the premise will prove to be wrong, yet it still sounds like barfo is having more fun. Isn't it even more fun when it's at someone else's expense?

It really should be at his own expense.