Favorite "Blazing Saddles" quote?

[chris_in_pdx]

"Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters!"

 

[THE HCP]

"THE ....... SHERIFF....... IS......... A....... NEAR!"

 

[chris_in_pdx]

"THE ....... SHERIFF....... IS......... A....... NI*BONG*!"

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[Rhal]

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? you've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor

Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property, the rightful owners.

 

[Nate Dogg]

How about this saddle!

 

[THE HCP]

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

 

[julius]

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[ABM]

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

"It's twu! It's twu!"