Female hostage raped by IS

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Thanks, The Bodyman!

It's ok in this case. There are 8 other bodymen working with me but I am THE bodyman round here. Don't ever forget it.

 

[magnifier661]

I wasn't trying to say you're wrong, just trying to see if I was missing something.

You did miss something. She was clearly insulting him

 

[oldfisherman]

I'm an atheist, remember? No gods, no devils, no supernatural beings.

Atheism is the one true non-prophet organization

 

[Mediocre Man]

Atheism is the one true non-prophet organization

See, thats funny right there

 

[tlongII]

I would like to be addressed as "the tlongII" henceforth.

 

[magnifier661]

Atheism is the one true non-prophet organization

Dawkins didn't make a dime for his "God Delusion" book? What a humble servant of atheism!

 

[oldfisherman]

Dawkins didn't make a dime for his "God Delusion" book? What a humble servant of atheism!

Non-prophet, not non-profit.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Non-prophet, not non-profit.

I thought it was brilliant.

Stupid mags

 

[BlazerWookee]

If the UN wants to do something we should support it.

No, we shouldn't.

US OUT OF THE UN, AND UN OUT OF THE US!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Non-prophet, not non-profit.

Im stealing that joke btw. Changing it up a bit and using it next time i do open mic

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

We got us a Carlos Menstealia here folks. Didn't know how right she was.

 

[Mediocre Man]

We got us a Carlos Menstealia here folks. Didn't know how right she was.

Ya, hes the worst. Difference is i said what i was doing, not a professional and neither is he....i dont think anyway?

 

[magnifier661]

Non-prophet, not non-profit.

Damn I got stumped again!!!!! You suck!

 

[oldfisherman]

Damn I got stumped again!!!!! You suck!

Ha, your stumped? I don’t understand half of what I read on this site.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Ya, hes the worst. Difference is i said what i was doing, not a professional and neither is he....i dont think anyway?

Technically he is a professional, just like me coaching one year of 5th grade YMCA basketball makes me a basketball coach.

Ever see that pro sports bit he ripped off from Bill Cosby? Hope that was all he stole from Cosby.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I know you said what you were doing, just don't let Joe Rogan catch you.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Technically he is a professional, just like me coaching one year of 5th grade YMCA basketball makes me a basketball coach.

Ever see that pro sports bit he ripped off from Bill Cosby? Hope that was all he stole from Cosby.

Least respected comic in terms of material

 

[Mediocre Man]

I know you said what you were doing, just don't let Joe Rogan catch you.

Joe is the best

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No, we shouldn't.

US OUT OF THE UN, AND UN OUT OF THE US!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes Wooks, we should continue to be the world's police force.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Im stealing that joke btw. Changing it up a bit and using it next time i do open mic

I'm almost positive it's a George Carlin joke.

I couldn't find a concrete source but it's definitely attributed to Carlin.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgecarl379971.html

 

[MarAzul]

but for her putting herself in a place to be captured

And there is the problem.

Sort of like going to sea in a small boat when the small craft advisory is flying. Bad shit is likely to happen no matter the good you want to do.

 

[MarAzul]

No, we shouldn't.

You beat me to it.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I'm almost positive it's a George Carlin joke.

I couldn't find a concrete source but it's definitely attributed to Carlin.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/g/georgecarl379971.html

Damnit

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Damnit

I told my dogs they should play Hide and Go Fuck Themselves a few weeks ago. I don't remember ever hearing that said but I googled it and it's a thing already.

I thought I'd be rich off t shirt sales for a minute.

 

[Paine Tablet]

If we think ISIS is isolated in it's ability to rape women, we're ignoring our own military record for raping women during wartime and when they join to serve. Not easy for women to get justice within our own services. I know women were raped by US soldiers on RandR from the Viet Nam war and also in villages in combat situations. This is not an isolated event. There are a lot of war babies all over the globe from soldiers. It's wrong and should be addressed but as highly evolved as modern societies think they are, there are some pretty barbaric assholes with guns running around. Not only women suffer from this. It happens to children as well.

Could you also believe that more than 99% of US Vietnam combat deaths were men? My god, we've gone full Hillary here by making it seem like women are the primary victims of war, when in fact, the vast, vast majority of casualties are men.