Zombie Festus Ezeli becomes a Blazer

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I think BG was alluding to the fact that he has a unique way of shitting his pants

Says one of the S2 posters most likely to wear Depends....

 

[BBert]

Seems like Neil has been doing a lot of solids for a lot of agents the last couple of years. So when are all those solids going to come due?

Maybe one just did.

 

[PDXFonz]

You're the Fest around, nothing's gonna ever keep you down!

 

[riverman]

Says one of the S2 posters most likely to wear Depends....

how did you hack my computer's camera?

 

[riverman]

Says one of the S2 posters most likely to wear Depends....

That's technically shitting my Depends, not pants....

 

[PDXFonz]

http://nyloncalculus.com/stats/rim-protection/

 

[BBert]

Now that it's a possibility, we should let him punch Draymond Green in the nuts at least once

I would like that very much.

 

[Blazer Freak]

OK i really really hate to be this person but most of you were wanting Olshey's head on a pike now a few days later you all love him. Can i please be the one to say the following -- make up your damn minds and TWO -- i told you wait til he is all done ( granted he still could do more ) but on FA front he is prolly done unless something crazy happens AND I TOLD YOU SO -- now the whiny fans can STFU

Fucking PREACH. Said this same thing days ago. A select few rile up the rest of this forum farrrr too often.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Eggers:

Festus Ezeli's first night as a #Blazers player spent dining at Jake's Crawfish #portlandtradition

 

[Bandwagonfansince77]

Eazy-Ezeli from N.W.A. Nigerian Without Attitude!

 

[PDXFonz]

Eggers:

Festus Ezeli's first night as a #Blazers player spent dining at Jake's Crawfish #portlandtradition

Is this place any good? @EL PRESIDENTE

Don't want bad impressions off the bat. Would be a shame for him to beast for two years only to leave because of a bad Crawfish restaurant.

 

[WillG]

Love this signing!

Ezeli was one of the guys I'd hoped we'd end up with.
Brings desperately needed size and physicality to the frontcourt, and an intelligent teammate to the locker room.

Hopefully health is less of an issue once he's on board with our new medical staff; who have done a good job the past few years.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Is this place any good? @EL PRESIDENTE

You're kidding right. FAMS, you're from local roots, no? You haven't been to Jake's? Motherfucker, WTF, FAMS??

 

[PDXFonz]

Olshey has the rest of the league by the Festicles.

 

[PDXFonz]

You're kidding right. FAMS, you're from local roots, no? You haven't been to Jake's? Motherfucker, WTF, FAMS??

Naw man, I hate seafood.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Naw man, I hate seafood.

It ain't all seafood. They got lots of good food there.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Is this place any good? @EL PRESIDENTE

Don't want bad impressions off the bat. Would be a shame for him to beast for two years only to leave because of a bad Crawfish restaurant.

I havent been there either. Burb' life is the best

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I havent been there either. Burb' life is the best

I grew up in the 'burbs. Y'all some sheltered motherfuckers if you ain't actually ever make it into downtown, where shit is live, though.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I grew up in the 'burbs. Y'all some sheltered motherfuckers if you ain't actually ever make it into downtown, where shit is live, though.

Kinda liked the clubs and shit in my early 20's, but more about that boring burb life or boonies shit

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Kinda liked the clubs and shit in my early 20's, but more about that boring burb life or boonies shit

#homebodyhearsyouFAMS

 

[Mediocre Man]

Wow. Sad to see Cliff go. I get the move, but I think he's going to be a solid player in this league.

Based on what?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Remember when some of you heard a random rumor that Ezeli wanted $20M a year and starting freaking out with "Oh no.. Fuck Olshey.. He isn't worth $20M!!!! AGHGHGH"

Well, he wasn't worth that, so those people were 100% correct

 

[Mediocre Man]

First Aminu, now Festus. I take it our Nigerian community must be bigger than our Hedo Turkey Glue Turkish community.

Must be a huge Nigerian community in Seattle

 

[TBpup]

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Based on what?

Why does anyone think any particular player is going to be this or that in the NBA before they've really proven themselves?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Why does anyone think any particular player is going to be this or that in the NBA before they've really proven themselves?

WABC? From Syracuse? Lots of reasons

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

http://forwardcenter.net/wojnarowski-blazers-sign-free-agent-center-festus-ezeli/

The team will hold a press conference to introduce Ezeli Friday morning at 10 am.

 

[Mediocre Man]

http://forwardcenter.net/wojnarowski-blazers-sign-free-agent-center-festus-ezeli/

Can all of us listen, or only 55%?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Naw man, I hate seafood.

They have a bomb happy hour.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We could have signed him for $5mill a year if he hadn't run into Jason Quick at the airport.