Zombie Festus Ezeli becomes a Blazer

[illmatic99]

Is there a link to the PC?

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Press Conference will be live in a few minutes on the Trail Blazers facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/trailblazers/?fref=ts

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

 

[illmatic99]

lol they trollin

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nice call on the red and black shirt. Can't remember who said that. Don't care either, so save the horn tooting

 

[Pinwheel1]

lol they trollin

Well now he can afford a second shirt......

 

[B-Roy]

lol they trollin

Dude came off the plane in a black and red plaid shirt. Anyone that believed a deal wasn't getting done was stupid lol. "Other teams interested" my ass. Maybe interested for the vet min.

 

[riverman]

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I like that while everyone is the picture is drinking wine, he's sitting in front of a pot of tea

 

[Natebishop3]

Seriously... that's not even something I would have noticed. Good call you guys on the shirt.

 

[illmatic99]

It's starting

 

[Natebishop3]

He has no accent...... interesting.

 

[illmatic99]

What do you like about playing defense?

smh. Can you ask a more stupid question, Jason?

 

[illmatic99]

Terry reinforcing Aminu @ 4.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Natebishop3]

Jason asked a good question. It was a dick question, but it was a good one.

 

[illmatic99]

Jason asked a good question. It was a dick question, but it was a good one.

Yes, that was better than his first question. But there was no way for Festus to answer that.

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Festus really wanted to be in PDX. That's nice.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We have a very high IQ team. Me like!

 

[Natebishop3]

Yes, that was better than his first question. But there was no way for Festus to answer that.

Yeah.... he couldn't really answer, but it was definitely a question we were hoping to see asked.

 

[illmatic99]

He has no accent...... interesting.

He went to an international school and comes from a well to do family in Nigeria. Came here as a teenager.

 

[Natebishop3]

He went to an international school and comes from a well to do family in Nigeria. Came here as a teenager.

I really was expecting a Mutombo accent. It would be like signing Freeland and expecting a British accent and the dude sounds like a surfer.

 

[Natebishop3]

I really hope this dude can stay healthy. He seems like a genuinely good guy. It would appear that he will fit our culture perfectly.

 

[illmatic99]

bwahaha you can remain remiss. Neil is such a dick sometimes

 

[riverman]

Impressive guy...articulate, even keeled..seems like a guy who will be a quick study in our system

 

[Natebishop3]

bwahaha you can remain remiss. Neil is such a dick sometimes

He sure gets annoyed when the press ask about moves.

I feel like Olshey is getting tired of people thinking they can do the job better.

 

[theprunetang]

I think Neil must have binge watched The Wire right before free agency. Festus looks like Stringer Bell and Napier looks like Avon Barksdale.

 

[Elton]

"You can remain remiss." Douché! Haha

 

[blue9]

Can't be mad about this one. Gives Neil great flexibility to improve the team through trades. Now that he has tradeable assets I'm very curious to see how he improves the team.

 

[riverman]

Neil actually said we're done...finite...tapped out...mission accomplished..he might keep everyone that's restricted from his tone

 

[Elton]

Well...hope springs eternal. Have to say, Festus made a great first impression.