1. buy a really good prime or wagyu prime rib;
2. salt the Prime rib or wagyu for and aft with plenty of kosher salt or a good coarse sea salt at least half an hour before cooking;
3. roast 'till the middle is medium rare in a rotisserie. That will be when the middle hits 120 and takes somewhere around one hour maybe less;
4. save the pan drippings for gravy;
5. cut the roast meat from the bones. You should wind up with two large pieces, one all roast and the other all the bones connected by meat between each bone;
6. slice each bone into separate pieces;
7. Make some potato either baked or mashed and apply gravy to the mashed;
8. make some delicious side vegetable(s) such as grilled asparagus, string beans or candied carrots;
9. select a delicious wine such as a very good quality cabernet sauvignon or a cold glass of milk;
10. devour all of the bones with the side dishes and drink. Once you start on a rib you won't be satisfied until all are gone and then you'll crave more.
You can french the bones but you will get less crusty meat on the bones.
Rest the roast 15 minutes before carving. Save the drippings for the gravy.
Serve with horseradish and more salt for the meat.
Oh, and just for Sly, use your napkin on your mouth, dammit, so your drink glass doesn't get all greasy. Remember the last time you came over for dinner? And yes, you still have to use the silverware.
Bon Appetit