Event Forum Pre-GAME Meet up #1: RAPTORS @ BLAZERS - DECEMBER 26, 2016 - MONDAY, 5:00 PM, Dr Jack's

[theprunetang]

That was fun. You guys popped my forum meet up cherry big time. I'll be sore at work tomorrow.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

At least I didn't need my daddy to drive me home.

My wife picked us up.

From McMinnville.

If that ain't pull....

 

[Chris Craig]

That was fun. You guys popped my forum meet up cherry big time. I'll be sore at work tomorrow.

Nice to meet you!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

From McMinnville.

Damn, you must be still drunk, you spelled Mrs HCP wrong.

They didn't happen to take video did they?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Damn, you must be still drunk, you spelled Mrs HCP wrong.

They didn't happen to take video did they?

I dunno what you're saying.

Call me when I'm supposed to get you from the drunk tank.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I dunno what you're saying.

Call me when I'm supposed to get you from the drunk tank.

SAD

 

[theprunetang]

It's a rare day when I'm not the drunkest person at a get together. Rare day.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

HCP dropped by to say hi tonight, showed us the Air Jordans he got for Christmas. No one had the heart to tell him.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They didn't let you near the Blazers dancers eh?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

No way, you both have Trump sized vaginas.

FTFY.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They didn't let you near the Blazers dancers eh?

Once they found out you weren't going to be there they didn't see the point in visiting us.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Who gave @dviss1 a ride home? Just wanted to say thanks.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

BTW, @BLAZINGGIANTS is a cheap date. Two beers and he was buzzed.

BTW, I have a hard time being called a "cheap date" by anyone that licks his own genitalia for "fun" or "cleanliness".

Or, at all, really.

 

[SwissBlazer]

So it looks like today made it clear that our tiny line-up doesn't work anymore. Was successful last year, definitely, but teams adjusted to it quite well.

2 options. CJ off the bench with a real two-guard in the starting line-up or try to trade CJ. If we send him to Philly for Noel + their pick + Sacramento pick + the Lakers pick, who says no?

 

[Dougnsalem]

@Darkwebs

@theprunetang

I'm glad to see they provided adult supervision for you guys too. I was kinda concerned.....

 

[dviss1]

Now that was a LOT of fun! I mean really guys, that was such a great time! It was nice to put some faces to monikers. Great job getting pics @Orion Bailey! OMG @Chris Craig your energy on free throws... If we could bottle that shit up we could get off of foreign oil!

Fuck it, I'll own it. I forgot the moniker of the gentleman who gave myself and @theprunetang rides home. Thank you very much! My lady thanks you as well.

#rimcheck

I was there.

Cut me some slack. Vanderpool's kid's ball threw me off lol.

 

[dviss1]

Scott Foster got sick?

When has he ever been well?

I'll tell ya what tho, Billy Kennedy invented a few bullshit calls...

 

[dviss1]

So it looks like today made it clear that our tiny line-up doesn't work anymore. Was successful last year, definitely, but teams adjusted to it quite well.

2 options. CJ off the bench with a real two-guard in the starting line-up or try to trade CJ. If we send him to Philly for Noel + their pick + Sacramento pick + the Lakers pick, who says no?

Wait what? CJ to Philly instead of Crabbe who laid a fucking egg tonight?

CJ killed tonight while playing decent D.

Just look at Crabbe's line while getting starter's minutes and some of y'all think he's ready for prime time... We shoulda let that albatross of a contract be Brooklyn's problem.

 

[SwissBlazer]

Wait what? CJ to Philly instead of Crabbe who laid a fucking egg tonight?

CJ killed tonight while playing decent D.

Just look at Crabbe's line while getting starter's minutes and some of y'all think he's ready for prime time... We shoulda let that albatross of a contract be Brooklyn's problem.

Get the picks out of Philly's hands. For Crabbe we won't get anything back. You can later flip those picks for some established players. The famous "asset aquisitions"

 

[Orion Bailey]

@Darkwebs

@theprunetang

Come on guys!!!! Stop pulling an Allen Crabbe. Feet BEHIND the line.

BTW, @BLAZINGGIANTS is a cheap date. Two beers and he was buzzed.

Buzzed? Lmao Blazing Giant was wasted and I barely recognized him because he went all Fabio Meyers Leonard on us with the hair.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I have a bunch more pics and some vids , I will try to get loaded tonight.

I see its an easy way to get tons of likes. HAHAHA

 

[BonesJones]

Get the picks out of Philly's hands. For Crabbe we won't get anything back. You can later flip those picks for some established players. The famous "asset aquisitions"

I'm only trading CJ for a pick that could net us Josh Jackson.

 

[Minstrel]

What's with all the jump-shot free throws and foot-on-the-line three-pointers? Which schools did you guys play your college ball at anyway?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Who gave @dviss1 a ride home? Just wanted to say thanks.

That was me. And it was my pleasure--although he damn near gave me a technical foul on the drive... #OnceARefAlwaysARef

 

[TBpup]

BTW, I have a hard time being called a "cheap date" by anyone that licks his own genitalia for "fun" or "cleanliness".

Or, at all, really.

Whatever....you would if you could.

 

[BBert]

Good to see you guys again. Sorry I had to miss the shoot around. At least this way I can still claim I can shoot a basketball, and no one can call bullshit.

 

[blue9]

If we send [CJ] to Philly for Noel + their pick + Sacramento pick + the Lakers pick, who says no?

My guess is PHI says no. But who knows - they haven't really done anything with all the picks they've had over the years, so getting a known commodity might be enticing. Personally, I think this would be a great haul for us. We'd have 5 picks to work with on draft day, which should be enough to allow us to make a couple of additional roster-balancing/strengthening trades and pick up a rookie or two to restock some cheap contracts.

 

[rotary111]

I have always wanted to waddle around and brick shots on the court. Maybe next time!
Looks like everyone had a good time.

Questions for the group that went - Who was the best shooter? Who has mad skills? How long did you get to be on the court? Is there time for a quick shooting contest?

 

[Orion Bailey]

It's a rare day when I'm not the drunkest person at a get together. Rare day.

I have always wanted to waddle around and brick shots on the court. Maybe next time!
Looks like everyone had a good time.

Questions for the group that went - Who was the best shooter? Who has mad skills? How long did you get to be on the court? Is there time for a quick shooting contest?

We could have probably had time for a game of horse or something. Id say we were on the court for aprox a half hour?

Bones, def has some handles and spin moves getting to the hoop and has a decent outside shot.
King had a decent outside shot. Dviss was swishing them left and right from the corner
and the rest of us? I think I hit the rim twice. I tried a lazy spin move to the hoop and almost fell on my face...
Chris Craig is a little hustler too.

I'm sure I missed a few as I was trying to get a picture of everyone shooting.

 

[SlyPokerDog]