You SHOULD feel bad about your comeback game, that's for sure.
As far as Starbucks is concerned, when you possess people and communication skills like I do, there are NO strangers...... just new friends I haven't met yet. So unlike yourself who spends most of her time in her mom's basement or with a 20 sided dice in your hand while you type, I can interact with what your kind might call a "non-inflatable" being.
At this point you need to realize this firestorm of cracks is just because you didn't acknowledge your mistake. Next time just man up and we won't have a problem.