Crabbe sucked! Ed Davis had only 2 rebounds in 10 minutes. Probably had his mind on his outside shooting, eh, j?
--Right, Adam, as I reported.
--And j, look at the stats for Gerald Green! Despite shooting 2-3, he sitll sucked, per minute!
--I'm glad I got you to look at all stats per minute, Adam.
--You taught me everything I know, jlprk! Wade filled up his line. 4-7, 1, 2, 2, and 1, for 8 points.
--I'll bench you if you don't label your stats, Adam. We've been over this.
--Sorry, coach. In 13 minutes, Leonard was 2-2 from the 3! With 5 rebounds. Bosh, McCollum, Dragic, and Deng filled out their lines equally well, but I'm tired of typing!