Game Thread GAME# 54: ROCKETS @ BLAZERS - FEBRUARY 10, 2016 - WEDNESDAY, 7:30 PM (PST), KGW & ESPN

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

One of my favorite memes is taking normal innocent pictures, and sticking the Brazzers logo in the corner.

 

[Natebishop3]

Isn't there a pic of them playing video games? In my head, to keep from being too sad about it, I pretend that's all Dwight wanted to do.

*Insert joke about playing with joystick*

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Haha. Did you see the old SNL skit with Burt Reynolds where he went to pick up a couple of teenage girls, and told their parents he was going to drill their brains out? The parents were so proud, LOL.

No lol but now I'm gonna YouTube it

 

[riverman]

Haha. Did you see the old SNL skit with Burt Reynolds where he went to pick up a couple of teenage girls, and told their parents he was going to drill their brains out? The parents were so proud, LOL.

the cheerleader episode with Garrett Morris...classic!

 

[Natebishop3]

It's possible that Dwight never matured past high school. I remember hearing that Travis Outlaw dated high school girls during his first couple years in the league.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

It's possible that Dwight never matured past high school. I remember hearing that Travis Outlaw dated high school girls during his first couple years in the league.

Well tbf, Outlaw was like 17 when drafted. I don't see a problem with 17-20 year olds dating 18 year olds.

 

[riverman]

Maybe Howard is looking to adopt these girls

 

[BlazerCaravan]

It's possible that Dwight never matured past high school. I remember hearing that Travis Outlaw dated high school girls during his first couple years in the league.

I choose to believe this, but in case I'm wrong I don't want a predator on the team.

 

[Natebishop3]

Well tbf, Outlaw was like 17 when drafted. I don't see a problem with 17-20 year olds dating 18 year olds.

18 is legal.... I'm talking about an 18 year old NBA player dating 16 year old high school girls.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

18 is legal.... I'm talking about an 18 year old NBA player dating 16 year old high school girls.

I didn't know that about Travis... though to be fair to him, I don't know if he was smart enough to legally give consent either.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Maybe Howard is looking to adopt these girls

Maybe just maybe Howard likes young girls because they look like skinny MEN from behind????

 

[Natebishop3]

I didn't know that about Travis... though to be fair to him, I don't know if he was smart enough to legally give consent either.

I think they just...... played video games....... as well.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I think they just...... played video games....... as well.

Yeah Call of Booty: Black Coc.... Oh Nevermind

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Maybe just maybe Howard likes young girls because they look like skinny MEN from behind????

You know who else looks like a skinny man from behind? A skinny man. No need to get a 16-year old girl for that.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I think they just...... played video games....... as well.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

You know who else looks like a skinny man from behind? A skinny man. No need to get a 16-year old girl for that.

It's a horribly bad idea for a cover... But it could work, I think Howard is from a really religious family and would rather be outed as Pedo than gay possibly.

But I'm chasing the dragon in the forest with this one.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

18 is legal.... I'm talking about an 18 year old NBA player dating 16 year old high school girls.

Isn't that legal too? I remember people talking about there being a 3 year age difference exception or something when I was in high school because the star athlete was a senior dating a freshman. So 15-18, 16-19, 17-20 are all legal.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Isn't that legal too? I remember people talking about there being a 3 year age difference exception or something when I was in high school because the star athlete was a senior dating a freshman. So 15-18, 16-19, 17-20 are all legal.

Depends on the state.

 

[PDXFonz]

Yeah, username is Virgule Neuf.

That is awesome if true!

Isn't it point 9 in another language or something?

 

[BBert]

Isn't it point 9 in another language or something?

French.

Virgule is a comma, but in numbering the French use a comma where we use a period, and a period where we use a comma.

So yeah: Point Nine

 

[BBert]

But I'm chasing the dragon in the forest with this one.

You're on a camping trip and you're smoking heroin?

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Houston Haters bored during the AS break? Here's a Classic:

 

[riverman]

You're on a camping trip and you're smoking heroin?

opium....heroin is horse..opium dragon..I learned the latter from James Clavell novels

 

[BBert]

opium....heroin is horse..opium dragon..I learned the latter from James Clavell novels

Novels.....Riiiiight.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

You're on a camping trip and you're smoking heroin?

 

[riverman]

Novels.....Riiiiight.

We have Jules Verne to thank for the submarine...Riiiiiiight?

 

[PDXFonz]

"They"

Maybe king could convince CJ to beat the money out of HCP like a piñata.

 

[riverman]

"They"

Maybe king can get CJ to beat the money out of HCP like a piñata.

#HCP!