Game Thread GAME# 56: BLAZERS @ JAZZ - FEBRUARY 15, 2017 - WEDNESDAY, 6:00 PM (PST), KGW

[Strenuus]

Can't wait to see you try a reach-around on The Big Nurk.

Im a team player.

 

[julius]

Mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the Nurkic...

Jusef-crazy!

 

[ripcityboy]

I thought Jacob Ellsbury's contract was terrible. But even at 100 mill left on it, somehow Meyers is worse.

 

[LuckyShot]

People in Utah are weird.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Pat C. is +15

 

[Strenuus]

Honk once if you'd Twerk for Nurk.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Im a team player.

Pretty sure an attempt of The Big Nurk would end your "playing" days...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Pat C. is +15

The Big Nurk Effect.

 

[julius]

Damn, he's not in the game.

 

[Strenuus]

Pretty sure an attempt of The Big Nurk would end your "playing" days...

I'd negotiate with the big fella.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Both should start.

100% agree. Nurkic should start for us. Biebs should start for someone else.

 

[LuckyShot]

Utah is switching every screen against this lineup because if CJ already has the ball, no one else scares them.

 

[ripcityboy]

How many 3s we given up this year? Gotta be on a record pace.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'd fellaciate with the big fella.

WTF

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Game over but I'm still very happy.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

And then Ingles ended it.

 

[H.C.]

Utah is switching every screen against this lineup because if CJ already has the ball, no one else scares them.

But Barkley.........

 

[LuckyShot]

We just keep backing off and letting them shoot open 3s...

 

[Strenuus]

WTF

Don't hate.

*sees the edit*

Oh, you fuck!

 

[ripcityboy]

Utah plays really good defense.

And we really suck right now.

 

[Nate]

I hope we lose every game from here on out. Fuck an 11 game lose streak. That shits for amateurs.

 

[Scalma]

The tank is strong, were about to have multiple first round picks, and we may have found our center of the future. Life's good.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

100% agree. Nurkic should start for us. Biebs should start for someone else.

Not what I meant but I see what you did there.

 

[Strenuus]

I didn't care if we won or lost.... the fact Nurk looked really good in his FIRST game against a GOOD defensive team makes me so happy. I really just hope it's consistent, because we FINALLY HAVE A BIG MAN!

 

[ripcityboy]

People in Utah are weird.

Just get them drunk. Wink wink.

 

[illmatic99]

Nurkic: + 25 in 17 mins
Leonard: - 29 in 19 mins

 

[julius]

Honk once if you'd Twerk for Nurk.

You better Nurk!

I tried to make a RuPaul "you better nurk!" meme, but the link wouldn't work for me.

 

[B-Roy]

Nurk needs 36+ mpg

 

[H.C.]

1980's basketball. Hand checking is legal. - Refs to Lillard.

 

[Strenuus]

Why are we putting Lillard back out there? Just wave the damn flag.