Gina Johnson's gift from son Damian Lillard

[Nate Dogg]

via Facebook.

Damian Lillard
about an hour ago
Surprised my beautiful mother for her birthday yesterday...

Nice 2012 or 2013 Cadillac Escalade !

 

[Natebishop3]

Oh Snap! Doesn't he know he works in Portland now? Should have gotten her a hybrid! The hipsters will have his head...

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Shoulda got her a thighmaster.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Shoulda got her a thighmaster.

Ouch!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Ouch!

Ok,Ok, that was rude......please don't ban me!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ok,Ok, that was rude......please don't ban me!

Rude, for sure.

But funny and yet true (both, also for sure).

The jokes are deserved considering he bought such an inefficient and wasteful car. I know these pro athletes splurge on this shit, come on. There has to have been something nearly as big that is more efficient. My buddy has one. We ONLY take it out when we're out on the town and having a crazy time.

You know a car is a gas guzzler when, at many dealerships, they don't even post the EPA's gas mileage.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ok,Ok, that was rude......please don't ban me!

Hey, you know anything about this? http://sportstwo.com/threads/224316-sturgeon-recipe

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Hey, you know anything about this? http://sportstwo.com/threads/224316-sturgeon-recipe

Not that particular recipe, but I have been faced with the too much sturgeon problem before. I ended up freezing steaks which was fine but they had a tendency to burn since they were not vacuum sealed.

Now I smoke lightly and can any overstock I get (like the 11 coho we got in Victoria last summer) and it is way better than smoking and freezing, etc.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Not that particular recipe, but I have been faced with the too much sturgeon problem before. I ended up freezing steaks which was fine but they had a tendency to burn since they were not vacuum sealed.

Now I smoke lightly and can any overstock I get (like the 11 coho we got in Victoria last summer) and it is way better than smoking and freezing, etc.

You should post that in the sturgeon thread. Now people are going to think you want to smoke Lillards mom's thighs.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

You should post that in the sturgeon thread. Now people are going to think you want to smoke Lillards mom's thighs.

You saw right through me.

 

[BrianFromWA]

"this is why we can't have nice things (like a PG who can both shoot and pass)"

 

[Mediocre Man]

If he keeps shooting and playing like last night he'll need to save his money


Kidding, Nice kid, good gift

 

[HailBlazers]

Props Dame!

Sat next to her at the FanFest, welcomed her to Portland, very approachable nice lady.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

yup! met her at summer league. she deserves it.