OT Gout

[Hoopguru]

My doc who is a friend told me a number of years back if men had sex 3 times a week it will add 10 years to their life!
Ive been going yo him for nearly 30 years and I told my wife at least another 10 years and I'm 67.

 

[Hoopguru]

My doc who is a friend told me a number of years back if men had sex 3 times a week it will add 10 years to their life!
Ive been going yo him for nearly 30 years and I told my wife at least another 10 years and I'm 67.

67 now and will see him for at least another 10 years before he retires.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I have gout. No attack in over a year but I've had them where I couldn't wear a shoe.

Take away the damage gout does and I'd probably take a day or two of agony over broccoli.

RFLMAO

 

[MarAzul]

I'd probably take a day or two of agony over broccoli.

Rookie!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

RFLMAO

Rookie!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

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For you, @Lanny, @Jade Falcon and all the other broccoli 'lovers' of RC2;



Beef Tips with vegetables soup and ADDED broccoli.
#Delicious
#itswhatsfordinner

 

[Lanny]

For you, @Lanny, @Jade Falcon and all the other broccoli 'lovers' of RC2;

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Beef Tips with vegetables soup and ADDED broccoli.
#Delicious
#itswhatsfordinner

You son-of-a-bitch. I almost lost my cookies and Kool-Aid.

Edit: Sorry if you might have taken this wrong. This is Southern humor and meant in a good natured sense.

 

[Jade Falcon]

For you, @Lanny, @Jade Falcon and all the other broccoli 'lovers' of RC2;

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Beef Tips with vegetables soup and ADDED broccoli.
#Delicious
#itswhatsfordinner

Soups aren't really my thing (I did volunteer work at an old folks home when I was in Scouts as a child......), but I did eat raw broccoli when I was that age. It's been a while though.

I had a steak and fries last night. No flare up. No doubt I'm pushing it though.

 

[Jade Falcon]

The quality of health care has been on the decline in many areas. Many health care providers are cutting costs and corners.

Maybe it is a coinsidence, but the more our government gets involved, the more difficult it has become to find quality care. But that is not the reason for my post.

I will share my own true horror story, but funny.

My large dog ran full speed into the side of my leg, tearing the miniscus. My doctor ordered a MRI at the local hospital.

At the hospital, I was met by two very nice nurses. One informed me everything was ready for my ultrasound. I just stood there with my mouth open, not knowing what to say.

Finally one of the nurses caught on, and said.

Really mister, at your age, you should know better than to get pregnant. The main nurse still did not catch on that she was setting up for the wrong test. After a long pause, with two of us laughing, she finally got it.

After the MRI, that was with a different nurse (hospital entered incorrect test in the computer). I ran into the two ultrasound nurses. And told them.

Good news, I'm having twins. We all had a good laugh. But I will never feel comfortable in that hospital again.

LOL, this reminds me of the X-ray I had two weeks ago on this foot (I wanted to see if anything showed up on X-ray). We did the x-rays, and as I was standing there while she was checking the film on computer, I noticed a sign that said something about warning the nurse if I was pregnant.

I said "oh, by the way.....I'm pregnant".

She sighed. "Great....NOW he tells me!"

 

[Lanny]

Try small doses of multiple pain relievers instead of large doses of one pain reliever.

1 aspirin, 1 tylenol, 1 ibuprofen, 1 alvieve. It's been proven to work better than opiates and less chance of screwing up your liver and kidneys.

I can only take tylenol. I have medical reasons for not being able to take the others. I'm also alergic to narcotics so I guess I'm screwed.