Zombie Greg's playing

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'd be comfortable knowing that he has a productive career

 

[BlazerBeav]

But HE DUNKED!!!

Well, he traveled, then dunked. But since he plays for Miami, that's a good play.

 

[Natebishop3]

Well, he traveled, then dunked. But since he plays for Miami, that's a good play.

Pretty funny, eh?

 

[BrianFromWA]

Well, he traveled, then dunked. But since he plays for Miami, that's a good play.

Please, please..."Crab dribble".

 

[RR7]

Please, please..."Crab dribble".

I think this was an "Imitation Crab" dribble

 

[KingSpeed]

I'm only interested in the Crabbe dribble .

 

[PHXBlazer1]

I feel really stupid asking this, but who are you guys talking about?

 

[BrianFromWA]

It's a joke about how LeBron got called for travelling (which you KNOW meant he seriously traveled, and it wasn't close) and afterwards say "I didn't travel, it was a 'crab dribble'".

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/01/lebron-james-cr.html

[video=youtube;hhv101bx9u0]

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Ya I know about Lebron and the crab dribble, I just don't know who Greg is.

 

[jlprk]

1. Look at video.
2. Search for center named Greg.
3. Appreciate Greg Ostertag's comeback.

 

[PHXBlazer1]

Greg Ostertag is my uncle. He would have told me if he was planning a comeback.

 

[jlprk]

How tall are you? Do you have a crewcut? Are you white?

 

[PHXBlazer1]

It feels great to finally get noticed by my favorite poster...I have a mullet, and of course I'm white, I'm using a computer aren't I?

 

[Natebishop3]

Sad how much athleticism he's lost. Fez is right, there's no lift.

The way he used to dunk, he was practically doing chin ups on the rim.

[video=youtube;ZbgepARu7-c]

 

[julius]

we'll see if his knee is swelling up and he'll go under the knife again soon and they'll end up doing a 4th microfracture.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

[video]

His debut in Portland was oddly similar.

Start at 1:35

 

[Paxil]

What I remember about him on the Blazers, was that would have been an offensive foul before the traveling call. I wish him the best, but I'd be shocked if he ever contributes.

 

[julius]

I don't wish him ill will, but I think it's a little strange that the NBA tweeted about him "good to see you back" or something...

He didn't exactly look fluid there (he never really did look fluid on the court). He'll eventually break down, again, and either continually be on the mend or just retire.

 

[BBert]

And gets a massive dunk on his first touch.

Good God, this is painful.

[video=youtube;Ix64QPX7xY8]

Should be with us.

FUCK!!!

ME!!!!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Exactly.

Damn......... my man is back and not for us. Hurts seeing him in another jersey, but I wish him the best.

 

[Nikolokolus]

I'm extremely happy for him. He's endured a hell of a lot to get here. I hope he can stay healthy.

 

[THE HCP]

I will be PISSED if the fans boo him when he returns.

 

[BrianFromWA]

I don't think "Fans" will. People who bought a ticket to the game might.

 

[BBert]

I will be PISSED if the fans boo him when he returns.

Me too. That would be sad and embarrassing.

 

[Boob-No-More]

I hope they don't boo him. I don't remember any boos when Sam Bowie returned to Portland. I hope he gets a polite ovation when he enters the game, and then he's just another player.

BNM

 

[magnifier661]

I hope they don't boo him. I don't remember any boos when Sam Bowie returned to Portland. I hope he gets a polite ovation when he enters the game, and then he's just another player.

BNM

Times were different back then. I don't think the 80's fans would have boo'd Felton like that (even though I loved every minute of it). I actually think he's going to get boo's. Shit he was boo'd when he was a Blazer.

 

[magnifier661]

Over/under on how many minutes he will play. I think he will get 300 minutes of action before his knees bust again.

 

[THE HCP]

I hope he gets 20/10 on us and we win!

 

[magnifier661]

I hope he gets 20/10 on us and we win!

I don't. I hope Lopez gets him in foul trouble.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Times were different back then. I don't think the 80's fans would have boo'd Felton like that (even though I loved every minute of it). I actually think he's going to get boo's. Shit he was boo'd when he was a Blazer.

People are idiots. It's not like he wanted to get injured.

BNM