Science Grocery Store Porn (1 Viewer)

[barfo]

I remember deer hunting one time and hearing a guy far away empty his semiautomatic apparently at some poor deer. The guys with me joined me in shaking our heads in mutual disgust. With us it's one shot one kill. We also identify our target before shooting. We name it. First, middle, and last, plus a cute nickname like Fluffy or Hugs. We think of imaginary friends it might have, and name them too. We knit warm sweaters for it, and buy it a coffee cup that says "World's Greatest Target". We give it a massage and a warm bath. We light some candles and read poetry to it. When the time is ripe, we make sweet sweet love to it, taking care that it enjoys the moment more than we do ourselves. Then, in the afterglow, we murder it and begin to disembowel the body.

FTFY

barfo

 

[Lanny]

FTFY

barfo

FTFY back at you.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

There was always a market on Belmont probably around 28th where I bought my porno movies. They never ID'd!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When I was in high school like ten years ago every kid went hunting and had rifles and yet no one around here was shooting up schools and we had access to internet porn and porn found in the forest.

Protip: The best place to dig for porn is the magazine dumpster at the recycling center.

 

[Lanny]

There was always a market on Belmont probably around 28th where I bought my porno movies. They never ID'd!

Hey, that's close to the Avalon. I use to go to the Avalon every Friday night when I was a kid, just to watch a triple feature of monster movies.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Hey, that's close to the Avalon. I use to go to the Avalon every Friday night when I was a kid, just to watch a triple feature of monster movies.

I ONLY TRAVELLED ACROSS THE RIVER FOR PORN

 

[Lanny]

I ONLY TRAVELLED ACROSS THE RIVER FOR PORN

I didn't mean to imply that you did or didn't. I must have inferred that somehow.

 

[riverman]

Protip: The best place to dig for porn is the magazine dumpster at the recycling center.

That was you?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

When I was in high school like ten years ago every kid went hunting and had rifles and yet no one around here was shooting up schools and we had access to internet porn and porn found in the forest.

Bluetooth, roundup, big drug companies. All pieces of the puzzle.

When the gym is busy and I had my old phone my headphones would crack up because of all the other bluetooth users.

If I had kids I'd line their bedrooms like Michael McKeon on Better Call Saul.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That was you?

That was you?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When I was a young kid, Playboy magazine first showed up on the shelves. I guarantee that most boys from 10 and up were reading the Playboys that were so freely available on drugstore shelves. All this and yet we never had shootings like they do today. In fact, we didn't even know anyone who owned a gun or a key to their front door. We didn't even know anyone who took the key out of their car whether at the grocery store or in front of their house overnight.

I blame deep soy.

 

[riverman]

That was you?

BRO's!!

 

[Further]

Guns don’t kill people, Hefty Hooters kills people.

 

[barfo]

I ONLY TRAVELLED ACROSS THE RIVER AND THRU THE WOODS TO GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE FOR PORN

FTFY

barfo

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

The Ultimate Chinese and Asian Cook book is my go to....Joy of Cooking is the backup

I think we all could have gone the rest of our lives not knowing the reading material you prefer to get your socks off too River.

#TMI

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I remember deer hunting one time and hearing a guy far away empty his semiautomatic apparently at some poor deer. The guys with me joined me in shaking our heads in mutual disgust. With us it's one shot one kill. We also identify our target before shooting. We name it. First, middle, and last, plus a cute nickname like Fluffy or Hugs. We think of imaginary friends it might have, and name them too. We knit warm sweaters for it, and buy it a coffee cup that says "World's Greatest Target". We give it a massage and a warm bath. We light some candles and read poetry to it. When the time is ripe, we make sweet sweet love to it, taking care that it enjoys the moment more than we do ourselves. Then, in the afterglow, we murder it and begin to disembowel the body.

FTFY

barfo

'I would like to enter this post from a professional basketball discussion fan forum topic thread in the sites Off Topic section for the Portland Trail Blazers as Exhibit 1 you're Honor.'

*Damn, how do you post a FTFY from someone from someone else in your own post? Mods? Could you help me out please?*

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I ONLY TRAVELLED ACROSS THE RIVER FOR PORN

Well, due to a previous post we know that @riverman does have those kind of materials in his possession.

You've always come off as someone who enjoyed the finer things in life and has a more sophisticated palette; 'Bon Appétit' and 'French Cruisine'?

Am I in the ballpark?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

'I would like to enter this post from a professional basketball discussion fan forum topic thread in the sites Off Topic section for the Portland Trail Blazers as Exhibit 1 you're Honor.'

*Damn, how do you post a FTFY from someone from someone else in your own post? Mods? Could you help me out please?*

I got you...

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I got you...

 

[crandc]

Joy of Cooking is the "desert island" cookbook, as in, stranded on a desert island and can only bring one cookbook.

I have an entire bookcase of cookbooks. An OCD foodie. Made blistered asparagus with soy/chili sauce last night.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Joy of Cooking is the "desert island" cookbook, as in, stranded on a desert island and can only bring one cookbook.

I have an entire bookcase of cookbooks. An OCD foodie. Made blistered asparagus with soy/chili sauce last night.

A smart person would bring the biggest cookbook they could use for fires.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Joy of Cooking is the "desert island" cookbook, as in, stranded on a desert island and can only bring one cookbook.

I have an entire bookcase of cookbooks. An OCD foodie. Made blistered asparagus with soy/chili sauce last night.

The asparagus sounds delicious though.

 

[riverman]

Well, due to a previous post we know that @riverman does have those kind of materials in his possession.

You've always come off as someone who enjoyed the finer things in life and has a more sophisticated palette; 'Bon Appétit' and 'French Cruisine'?

Am I in the ballpark?

My preferred erotica is the novel...Anais Nin..Henry Miller...Lawrence Durell...etc....no pictures...I cast the characters myself

 

[barfo]

My preferred erotica is the novel...Anais Nin..Henry Miller...Lawrence Durell...etc....no pictures...I cast all of the characters as myself

FTFY. And Cippy calls me a narcissist.

barfo

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

My preferred erotica is the novel...Anais Nin..Henry Miller...Lawrence Durell...etc....no pictures...I cast the characters myself

You like to role-play, got it.... Have you ever heard the expression, 'What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom'?

 

[riverman]

You like to role-play, got it.... Have you ever heard the expression, 'What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom'?

I'm not in the bedroom and the riverman abides! No role playing necessary! I do like the mental couch casting though

 

[Strenuus]

My preferred erotica is the novel...Anais Nin..Henry Miller...Lawrence Durell...etc....no pictures...I cast the characters myself

Dude, for the last time, the mannequins are creepy, not artistic.

 

[riverman]

Dude, for the last time, the mannequins are creepy, not artistic.

yeah but they're reusable

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Joy of Cooking is the "desert island" cookbook, as in, stranded on a desert island and can only bring one cookbook.

I have an entire bookcase of cookbooks. An OCD foodie. Made blistered asparagus with soy/chili sauce last night.

Adopt me please. I want to eat your food every night.

 

[crandc]

Adopt me please. I want to eat your food every night.

Cat food? or people food?