guess the song..

[julius]

well done PtldPladdderpus.

here is my next one. It's old country. I chose not to use the introduction sentence because with it, it's hard to not give away the title.

Music would play, and she would spin.
She had very dark eyes, wicked, evil and I believe magic.
I loved her deeply, but while i was in love, I did not believe it was mutual.

There was once a cowboy who came into town. Very wild personality.
Ooozing bravado, shared a drink with my woman, who I loved.
I was mad and challenged him to a dual over her. He dropped his hand and picked up his pistol.
A second later though, I had killed him.
For a second, I was completely taken back by what I did.
My mind was flush with confusion, so I took off running.
I left the bar, and jumped on a horse I found.
It was a fast horse, and I left this town, and arrived in Mexico.

Back home, I would have no meaning to life.
It's been years since I saw my love, and I no longer fear death.
So I rode, alone, back into town. I don't care if I'm shot, my heart yearns for her.

Finally I am overlooking the area where my crime of passion occurred.
But my love for my lady is stronger than my fear of death, so I go on.
I'm surrounded by men looking to kill me.
They shoot at me, yell at me, but I keep going. Must make it to her.
Ouch, I think I've been shot.
I am in great pain, and I can't handle it. but I love her, and I must continue. No rest for the wicked!
I see a shot blast, and ouch, my chest!
From out of nowhere, my love see's me and she kisses me.
The woman I'd die for, she holds me.
I kiss her, goodbye.

This one should be obvious too (at least, if you're a fan older country music)

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You guys should send the lyrics through google translate to French, then Chinese, then German, and back to English.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Well then it's gotta be NWA... Fuck tha Police...

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I dig the general idea behind the premise of the thread, but there's got to be some better way to go about it, because a lot of great songs don't have a consistent narrative.

It'd be cool to have a music guessing game where people posted actual music, and posters weren't able to Google lyrics or Shazam songs, but that's pretty much impossible.

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Until anyone can brainstorm something better though, I like this idea, and I'll translate the gist of a song that most people think is a fun and uplifting but actually has a darker meaning -

"I'm tired of relying on my drug dealer. He beats me up and steals my shit, so I've got to hide my few valuables.

I'll stop using drugs tomorrow.

I've got to hit the streets as a hooker, but without my hooker costume, I'm too aware of the reality of my bleak life. Even though I'm hooking it, I have unrealistic dreams of a future far away from here, when I get my money right.

I'll stop using drugs tomorrow.

I'm deeply depressed about my current situation as a intravenous drug user, so I'll try to shoot up again, but I can't find a capable vein, because I've got abscesses that are preventing me from finding direct access to my veins.

Etc."

^^^

If anyone gets that one, Repped. A clue is that it's a semi-feel good song from 90's alt era, but it's only a "semi" feel good song, because even though the lyrics appear to be uplifting, and the melody suggests the same, it's actually an unexpectedly dark hit song.

Isn't this one Under The Bridge by RHCP?

Oh wait, is it Jane Says by Jane's Addiction?

Crap I'm bad at this game.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

well done PtldPladdderpus.

here is my next one. It's old country. I chose not to use the introduction sentence because with it, it's hard to not give away the title.

Music would play, and she would spin.
She had very dark eyes, wicked, evil and I believe magic.
I loved her deeply, but while i was in love, I did not believe it was mutual.

There was once a cowboy who came into town. Very wild personality.
Ooozing bravado, shared a drink with my woman, who I loved.
I was mad and challenged him to a dual over her. He dropped his hand and picked up his pistol.
A second later though, I had killed him.
For a second, I was completely taken back by what I did.
My mind was flush with confusion, so I took off running.
I left the bar, and jumped on a horse I found.
It was a fast horse, and I left this town, and arrived in Mexico.

Back home, I would have no meaning to life.
It's been years since I saw my love, and I no longer fear death.
So I rode, alone, back into town. I don't care if I'm shot, my heart yearns for her.

Finally I am overlooking the area where my crime of passion occurred.
But my love for my lady is stronger than my fear of death, so I go on.
I'm surrounded by men looking to kill me.
They shoot at me, yell at me, but I keep going. Must make it to her.
Ouch, I think I've been shot.
I am in great pain, and I can't handle it. but I love her, and I must continue. No rest for the wicked!
I see a shot blast, and ouch, my chest!
From out of nowhere, my love see's me and she kisses me.
The woman I'd die for, she holds me.
I kiss her, goodbye.

This one should be obvious too (at least, if you're a fan older country music)

Just skimmed it, but that's got to be Marty Robbins, right? "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."

 

[Sedatedfork]

But, I'm Ben Davis, I'm BRAINIAC
Why am I in S2?
I'm a noob and should leave

I'm indifferent to the pain
I want to be a Mod
I would love to be a model,
I am Jesus!

I want you to give me attention
Even when I am logged off
You are so fuckin' repped
I wish I was repped

 

[PtldPlatypus]

My next submission (pop music this time):

He was advised to avoid that area. "We've no desire to view your visage--Vamoose!"
Their determination is visible, and their statement is unmistakeable, so leave, simply leave.

You'd be well served to exit quickly, however you are able.
No one's interested in seeing you hemorrhage or display temerity.
You'd like to show courage; you ought to use the opportunity to leave,
but you'd prefer to show your toughness

Just leave--leave!! Nobody likes to lose, displaying their indefatigable will.
Validity of purpose is irrelevant here. Leave. Go away. Retreat. Get out of here.

 

[Eastoff]

But, I'm Ben Davis, I'm BRAINIAC
Why am I in S2?
I'm a noob and should leave

I'm indifferent to the pain
I want to be a Mod
I would love to be a model,
I am Jesus!

I want you to give me attention
Even when I am logged off
You are so fuckin' repped
I wish I was repped

Kass is leaving from the siiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIte.
She leaves, leaves, leaves, LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Kass is leaving from the siiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIte.
She leaves, leaves, leaves, LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!

LoL -- awesome addition

 

[julius]

Just skimmed it, but that's got to be Marty Robbins, right? "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl..."

Ok, you have to stop reading my posts in this thread.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i sob uncontrollably when im lying in my bedroom just to release the pent up emotions that i have, and i think im a tiny bit strange

and i open my eyes in the am and i leave my house, and i breathe in deeply and then do some drugs and i bellow as loud as i possibly can, WTF!?

 

[Further]

I look at those crazy people and how they get to the top
They hone their crafts and put them on display for everyone to hear.
Its a cushy life they lead
they get paid a lot and they certainly have a bunch of sex
Thats not as hard as a real job,
it's a smart way to go about it, thats for sure.
They don't risk having an I-beam crush their femur
they don't get bad backs from working to the bone

I have to toil in the hot sun building some assholes kitchen
making each damned drawer fit perfectly
Moving giant boxes that are heavy
carrying backbreaking stuff so others can relax later

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I look at those crazy people and how they get to the top
They hone their crafts and put them on display for everyone to hear.
Its a cushy life they lead
they get paid a lot and they certainly have a bunch of sex
Thats not as hard as a real job,
it's a smart way to go about it, thats for sure.
They don't risk having an I-beam crush their femur
they don't get bad backs from working to the bone

I have to toil in the hot sun building some assholes kitchen
making each damned drawer fit perfectly
Moving giant boxes that are heavy
carrying backbreaking stuff so others can relax later

Money For Nothing

 

[Further]

Money For Nothing

ding ding ding, we have a winner

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i am the embryo adult male, i am the embryo adult male, i am the large ivory tusked sea mammal! (unintelligible)

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Your affection is royalty
Inside my cardian organ, I place the diadem upon your head.
Your affection is royalty
I lack the necessity to distance myself from you
Your liplocks with me circumnavigate
My cranium several times
Making tactile contact with the entirety of my body
Forcing the concept of my individuality to vocalize melody
Rending the essence of my cardian system
I tearfully vocalize my request for additional quantity.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

i am the embryo adult male, i am the embryo adult male, i am the large ivory tusked sea mammal! (unintelligible)

Goo Goo Gajoob. I Am The Walrus.

 

[Eastoff]

i sob uncontrollably when im lying in my bedroom just to release the pent up emotions that i have, and i think im a tiny bit strange

and i open my eyes in the am and i leave my house, and i breathe in deeply and then do some drugs and i bellow as loud as i possibly can, WTF!?

And I say hey, yay ay ay, hey yay ay. I SAY HEY

 

[Further]

I'm uncertain of the direction I'm heading
but hopefully it's heaven
I am someone with testosterone coursing through me
as I puncture my blood vessels
a change occurs that flips my world around
first i feel hot and funky
then invincible like a god
I'm really not too sure if it's good or bad
I'm really not too sure if it's good or bad

 

[3RA1N1AC]

occasionally i sense that i need to
bum bum
jog in another direction, i need to
bum bum
go in another direction
from the agony that you nail into my coronary

the affection we mutually hold seems to
bum bum
stay in one place
and i cant find my beacon
and i sleep restlessly

one time i jogged towards you (i jogged)
now ill jog away
this diseased affection youve shared
ive shared all that a young male could share
accept my waterworks and and even more!

oh!....diseased affection
bum bum
diseased affection

 

[BlazerCaravan]

occasionally i sense that i need to
bum bum
jog in another direction, i need to
bum bum
go in another direction
from the agony that you nail into my coronary

the affection we mutually hold seems to
bum bum
stay in one place
and i cant find my beacon
and i sleep restlessly

one time i jogged towards you (i jogged)
now ill jog away
this diseased affection youve shared
ive shared all that a young male could share
accept my waterworks and and even more!

oh!....diseased affection
bum bum
diseased affection

Tainted Love!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

maybe im dumb, but alot of these are impossible

 

[PtldPlatypus]

maybe im dumb, but alot of these are impossible

I don't know about everyone else, but I tried to pick songs that everyone knows, just to avoid that (as you did with Tainted Love, thank you). You can't figure out post 36?

 

[Further]

I'm uncertain of the direction I'm heading
but hopefully it's heaven
I am someone with testosterone coursing through me
as I puncture my blood vessels
a change occurs that flips my world around
first i feel hot and funky
then invincible like a god
I'm really not too sure if it's good or bad
I'm really not too sure if it's good or bad

maybe im dumb, but alot of these are impossible

I don't think that one is impossible.
specifically think of this line "as I puncture my blood vessels " in context I think it should be doable.

It's a very well known song

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Your affection is royalty
Inside my cardian organ, I place the diadem upon your head.
Your affection is royalty
I lack the necessity to distance myself from you
Your liplocks with me circumnavigate
My cranium several times
Making tactile contact with the entirety of my body
Forcing the concept of my individuality to vocalize melody
Rending the essence of my cardian system
I tearfully vocalize my request for additional quantity.

Your Love is King (Sade)

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Your Love is King (Sade)

YESSSSS. Repped.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i do not desire any other people
whilst i am musing about you i masturbate

 

[Nate4Prez]

i do not desire any other people
whilst i am musing about you i masturbate

I Touch Myself - The Divinyls?

 

[julius]

Deep in my conscience, I am solitary.
My dreams? Going away.
I need affection, just like all of you.
But I'll keep looking, once the day is over.

 

[Nate4Prez]

I can account for each act that a male may accomplish,
Getting adrift in her adulation can be your introductory error,
Dusk and you should guard,
In case that I discover you abide near my rear steps,
Occasionally I ponder if it’s wrong,
During victory I have the aura of defeat

 

[Nate4Prez]

You guys should send the lyrics through google translate to French, then Chinese, then German, and back to English.

A night of the hard work, and I like a dog have work, it was hard work, I should sleep, as sometimes a protocol, but if MaisonJe, that you do, I what would make good night for me you