Haha - That New Mod Deleted the Thread

[Spud147]

I'd never seen a whale's dong prior to today.

Wait... one of the threads that got deleted was a picture of a whale's naughty bits?!? WTH Pandabear? Free Willy!!!

 

[PapaG]

Wait... one of the threads that got deleted was a picture of a whale's naughty bits?!? WTH Pandabear? Free Willy!!!

Willie's willie was free. And huge.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i still contend that his genitals were proportionate, and while large compared to humans, actually smaller than ours per penis weight/body weight ratio

 

[Spud147]

i still contend that his genitals were proportionate, and while large compared to humans, actually smaller than ours per penis weight/body weight ratio

That's what they all say.

 

[Jowx]

Ok people, show is over, he will be removed as staff, there is no signature policy.

 

[PapaG]

i still contend that his genitals were proportionate, and while large compared to humans, actually smaller than ours per penis weight/body weight ratio

Where do horses come into this, though? Or even a donkey? An average male donkey weighs ~400 lbs or so according to Mr. Google, yet it has a dong like a midget's arm holding an apple (er, or so I'm told).

These are the real questions that need to be addressed in this thread.

 

[PapaG]

Ok people, show is over, he will be removed as staff, there is no signature policy.

I didn't bother to read it, but clearly this was some sort of joke to stimulate activity during the lockout.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Originally Posted by Denny Crane

Listen up new mods:

1) This site is about the posters, not about the staff. They're our stars, and we treat them as such. They're our customers and the customer is always right.
2) We don't suspend anyone, except after a long history of problems and only after actually openly discussing it in the forum in question.
3) There are hundreds of posters here with hundreds of reasons for why they want to post what they post and where they post it. Trust their decision. If they post something OT in some forum, maybe its because they have a specific audience in mind. The threads and posts belong where the posters decide.
4) Our sole job is to help the posters have fun. They rave about how great this site is because of how we do things. If you want to delete something, find some spam (like nike shoe ads) and delete those. That's OUR JOB.
5) Why on earth would you want to suspend a guy who's been posting here for 3 years and likely under more than one screen name?
6) If you want the site to grow, post in the forums assigned to you and recruit posters from elsewhere on the internet to join to post there as well.
7) If you're not the moderator of a forum that has moderators, let those moderators do their job. If you see something that needs attention, send them a PM.
8) Have thick skin. People are going to have bad days and we're the guys most likely that they'll take out their frustrations on. Every poster here is a good person 99.9% of the time. Don't let the .1% define them.
9) Avoid confrontation at all costs. If you're sending a PM to a poster, it's not to scold them.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Where do horses come into this, though? Or even a donkey? An average male donkey weighs ~400 lbs or so according to Mr. Google, yet it has a dong like a midget's arm holding an apple (er, or so I'm told).

These are the real questions that need to be addressed in this thread.

donkeys are at the apex of the PW/BW ratio, as would be expected, after all the expression isnt "hung like a whale"

 

[Jowx]

I didn't bother to read it, but clearly this was some sort of joke to stimulate activity during the lockout.

No.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Originally Posted by Denny Crane

Listen up new mods:

1) This site is about the posters, not about the staff. They're our stars, and we treat them as such. They're our customers and the customer is always right.
2) We don't suspend anyone, except after a long history of problems and only after actually openly discussing it in the forum in question.
3) There are hundreds of posters here with hundreds of reasons for why they want to post what they post and where they post it. Trust their decision. If they post something OT in some forum, maybe its because they have a specific audience in mind. The threads and posts belong where the posters decide.
4) Our sole job is to help the posters have fun. They rave about how great this site is because of how we do things. If you want to delete something, find some spam (like nike shoe ads) and delete those. That's OUR JOB.
5) Why on earth would you want to suspend a guy who's been posting here for 3 years and likely under more than one screen name?
6) If you want the site to grow, post in the forums assigned to you and recruit posters from elsewhere on the internet to join to post there as well.
7) If you're not the moderator of a forum that has moderators, let those moderators do their job. If you see something that needs attention, send them a PM.
8) Have thick skin. People are going to have bad days and we're the guys most likely that they'll take out their frustrations on. Every poster here is a good person 99.9% of the time. Don't let the .1% define them.
9) Avoid confrontation at all costs. If you're sending a PM to a poster, it's not to scold them.

denny gets it

 

[pandabear]

Thanks you miserable piles of crap.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

suck on a bamboo shoot

 

[pandabear]

Your all so super sexy

 

[Spud147]

donkeys are at the apex of the PW/BW ratio, as would be expected, after all the expression isnt "hung like a whale"

You know the saying. Once you go Donkey you never go Honky again... or something like that.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Thanks you miserable piles of crap.

 

[Spud147]

Your all so super sexy

I know... I just can't keep the Donkeys (or whales) away!

 

[Jowx]

Your all so super sexy

thank you ^^

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Your all so super sexy

Never compliment the members, it will give them big whale heads.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

You know the saying. Once you go Donkey you never go Honky again... or something like that.

 

[Natebishop3]

Owned.

 

[tlongII]

I would like to recommend Panda as moderator of the Ducks forum. Is that okay?

 

[PapaG]

I really do appreciate our merry bunch of crazies. This thread should be pinned for historical purposes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I really do appreciate our merry bunch of crazies. This thread should be pinned for hysterical purposes.

FTFY

 

[44Thrilla]

I hope you guys are keeping up with the staff at their blog: http://sportstwo.com/entries/1620-Staff-updates-blogger?bt=1747

 

[PapaG]

I hope you guys are keeping up with the staff at their blog: http://sportstwo.com/entries/1620-Staff-updates-blogger?bt=1747

hahahaha!

 

[Spud147]

I really do appreciate our merry bunch of crazies. This thread should be pinned for historical purposes.

This is the best dang forum, ever, in the history of Al Gore's internet.

I just think Panda has short bear syndrome (if you know what I mean).

 

[Minstrel]

I hope you guys are keeping up with the staff at their blog: http://sportstwo.com/entries/1620-Staff-updates-blogger?bt=1747

Wow. pandabear was awesome.

I rate him 10 microsucks (which is a high score).

 

[PapaG]

Wow. pandabear was awesome.

I rate him 10 microsucks (which is a high score).

I think we all want to know what goes on Inside the heads of the mods, so Pandy was just giving the masses their medicine.

I'm still laughing about 44thrilla's post on that "blog" almost as much as the creation of that "blog".

 

[3RA1N1AC]

bah, i wish these guys could stand the heat