wild guesses
TOB = thinning but shaves head
maris61 = white and thick
BP= bald as fuck, short on the sides
maxiep = severely balding, but still rocks some top whisps
thrilla = high top fade
spd = widows peak
tlong = thinning but tall so nobody notices but him
barfo = afro puff, bob ross style
papag = combover
el prez = thinning crown and on the sides
mixum = bald on top with ponytail