Have you ever rubbed one out.....

[MickZagger]

at work?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Only one? No...

 

[maxiep]

I knew I would answer yes just looking at the title and not reading the body of the post.

Oh, the answer is "yes".

 

[MickZagger]

You know HCP bring the travel size jergens with him to the video trailer.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I don't think you're truly an adult until you can go a month without masturbating at work.

 

[maxiep]

I don't think you're truly an adult until you can go a month without masturbating at work.

Then I guess I'm still a child...

 

[BlazerWookee]

Wait. "At" work? I thought you meant "for" work...

 

[tlongII]

Rubbed one what?

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Obviously he's asking if you've ever rubbed a bottle and made a genie come out

 

[Further]

Yes, I think everyone has.

But, I was also caught licking pussy at work once. Back in the mid 90's working at Natures where my girlfriend also worked. We were in the bottle room with my face buried deep in the muff when the PIC (Person In Charge) walked right in. There was no dancing around the matter, what I was doing was obvious. My girl looked right at the PIC, legs still hosting me, and said, " I lost a contact".

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Yes, I think everyone has.

But, I was also caught licking pussy at work once. Back in the mid 90's working at Natures where my girlfriend also worked. We were in the bottle room with my face buried deep in the muff when the PIC (Person In Charge) walked right in. There was no dancing around the matter, what I was doing was obvious. My girl looked right at the PIC, legs still hosting me, and said, " I lost a contact".

Why...are...you...mocking...my...avatar?

 

[Further]

Why...are...you...mocking...my...avatar?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Damn it, I must be seeing things again.

 

[Further]

Damn it, I must be seeing things again.

You should see a doctor.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[DaLincolnJones]

I think a few here are doing that as they post

 

[julius]

You should see a doctor.

this avatar (the one with mags and the future mrs mags) is epic.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nope. Which is odd since I work in plastic surgery and I'm around tits all day.

hoop fam

 

[MARIS61]

Once, back when I was a hired assassin.