Having Lunch Tomorrow With The Great Storyteller

[ABM]

If there are any cap-related (etc.) questions you'd like me to ask him, go ahead and throw them out here.

For whatever reason, he's rather obscure on this board, but I'm sure he'd be more than happy to oblige any one of your inquiries.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

How much space do we have left not counting the MLE of 2.5 MIL? I have heard 1.1 MIL but he would probably know. I don't think we are going to spend the money anyways so this doesn't matter too much but might as well get him to talk about his specialty.

 

[ABM]

How much space do we have left not counting the MLE of 2.5 MIL? I have heard 1.1 MIL but he would probably know. I don't think we are going to spend the money anyways so this doesn't matter too much but might as well get him to talk about his specialty.

Good question! I'll ask.

 

[julius]

If you could be any type of tree, what kind would you be?

 

[ABM]

If you could be any type of tree, what kind would you be?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

repped LOL

 

[julius]

btw, is the great storyteller anything like the great Mandala?

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[BBert]

If you could be any type of tree, what kind would you be?

LOL Straight outta the Barbara Walters school of journalism.

 

[ABM]

If you could be any type of tree, what kind would you be?

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[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Bring your removable teeth.

 

[THE HCP]

What would be fresh is if that guy couldn't even figure out how much to tip! #$$$$$


Sent from HCPs Baller-Ass iPhone 5...FAMS!

 

[jlprk]

Ask him how old he is, how long he's been doing this, what's the story on how he got into this, what is his line of work, and who's paying for the lunch.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Ask him why he hasn't sent in a CV to Stan Kroenke.

 

[ABM]

I may have to go in for some emergency dental work this morning. Waiting for them to open to call. I believe I have an abscessed tooth. Didn't sleep a wink last night.

 

[jlprk]

I think I see it sticking out in your avatar.

 

[Mediocre Man]

This thread title is much more exciting than grabbing McDonalds with Jeff

 

[ABM]

I may have to go in for some emergency dental work this morning. Waiting for them to open to call. I believe I have an abscessed tooth. Didn't sleep a wink last night.

Emergency root canal. Good to go, though. Just spoke with Jeff and Storyteller Hour is still on!

 

[Storyteller2]

Emergency root canal. Good to go, though. Just spoke with Jeff and Storyteller Hour is still on!

Boys and girls, once upon a time there a handsome prince.....

 

[Storyteller2]

I'll bring my computer with me and post the answers live with ABM.

 

[magnifier661]

I'll bring my computer with me and post the answers live with ABM.

First question...

What is your impression on how Neil has worked most contracts to end in two years? And with so much cap space; what do you think they are planning most in doing?

 

[Blazer4ever]

This makes me nostalgic. There are some great posters that I don't (/hardly) see here anymore.

 

[BBert]

Emergency root canal. Good to go, though. Just spoke with Jeff and Storyteller Hour is still on!

Crap, if I weren't rebuilding my deck today I'd drive up and join you guys. It's been too long. Maybe I'll be able to make this year's meet-n-greet.

 

[BBert]

Emergency root canal. Good to go, though. Just spoke with Jeff and Storyteller Hour is still on!

BTW:

OUCH!!

I guess you'll be drinking your lunch then.

As usual.

 

[magnifier661]

Not much of a Q&A......

 

[ABM]

Nice nap!

I'll be getting together with him at 12:30.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'll bring my computer with me and post the answers live with ABM.

Why is SlyPokerDog so mean to ABM?

 

[HailBlazers]

Why is SlyPokerDog so mean to ABM?

Because ABM brings out his guilty conscious

 

[BBert]

My Question for Story:

If a train leaves Portland going 35 mph and another train leaves Chicago going 45 mph how long before LaMarcus Aldridge is traded to Houston?

Bonus Question: If Neil Olshey has three vodka martinis with lunch, and Terry Stotts has two Shirley Temples, why do so many Blazers fans think Meyers Leonard should already play like Kevin McHale?

 

[ABM]

BTW:

OUCH!!

The Novocain is beginning to wear off, so a "slight" bit of discomfort, but, overall, doing great....especially in comparison to what I had endured over the past 24 hours!!! Sitting in the chair, I told the (lady) doc that, while this was probably the worst pain I've ever experienced, I admire the women of world for being so strong where pain is concerned.....and that men are wimps in comparison. She glanced over at her assistant with a wry smile and responded, "Yeah, we bear children. " I immediately looked back out the window and nodded approvingly. nuf said.

 

[ABM]

My Question for Story:

If a train leaves Portland going 35 mph and another train leaves Chicago going 45 mph how long before LaMarcus Aldridge is traded to Houston?

Bonus Question: If Neil Olshey has three vodka martinis with lunch, and Terry Stotts has two Shirley Temples, why do so many Blazers fans think Meyers Leonard should already play like Kevin McHale?

Look, I'm not having lunch with John Hollinger. K?