Hey..... Blazers front office....

[riverman]

"We are the 1%!"

where's my yacht?

 

[Strenuus]

I guess, in the humble words of Charlie Sheen, I am winning.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

where's my yacht?

If you ask nicely I'm sure @MarAzul will let you be a deck boy on his.

 

[BonesJones]

How bout happy ending massages with a Blazer Dancer of your choice?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

***

How about we hold off on stuff like this until after I show the Blazers this thread.

 

[Orion Bailey]

How bout happy ending massages with a Blazer Dancer of your choice?

How about we hold off on stuff like this until after I show the Blazers this thread.

HAHAHA..

Quick. Everyone edit your posts!!!!!

 

[BonesJones]

How about we hold off on stuff like this until after I show the Blazers this thread.

you can delete it if ya want. I thought it was totally, 100% reasonable though... Lol

 

[BlazerWookee]

THE COMPLAINT SEEMS TO BE AIMED AT THE MODS AND SITE ADMINS, NOT THE BLAZERS

Thanks, Obama.

 

[Natebishop3]

The whole point of this thread is that I think things started off strong in the first year, but it has fizzled since then. So if Sly can talk to the team and maybe rekindle the love that has faded, that would be great.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

If you ask nicely I'm sure @MarAzul will let you be a deck boy on his.

You don't want that gig RM. The last guy, instead running to the pub when the boat docked, ran to Walgreens for a case of Preparation H.

 

[riverman]

Mutiny on the Mar Azul!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I. Love. The. Blazers. Marketing. Team.
They. Are. All. Super. Beings.
Yay. Blazers. Marketing. Yay.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

At least they don't have the team out there playing a jazz quarter or some shit like that.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Come on man. I like coors light and all, but wheat beers are better.

The Widmer Brothers should be ashamed of themselves for calling that dreck "Hefeweizen." If I ran a German brewery, I'd hit 'em with a cease and desist order, and/or sue them for false advertising and defamation.

And they should be jailed for calling it "beer."

 

[BlazerWookee]

I. Love. The. Blazers. Marketing. Team.
They. Are. All. Super. Beings.
Yay. Blazers. Marketing. Yay.

Worst Haiku ever.
It's five, seven, and then five.
Out meta that, bitch...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Worst Haiku ever.
It's five, seven, and then five.
Out meta that, bitch...

That's what we tell the white man. Its a century's old joke.

 

[riverman]

I. Love. The. Blazers. Marketing. Team.
They. Are. All. Super. Beings.
Yay. Blazers. Marketing. Yay.

got a thing for periods eh?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Just got back from the meeting with the Blazers.

They had already read this entire thread before I got there.

Awkward...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Just got back from the meeting with the Blazers.

They had already read this entire thread before I got there.

Awkward...

what, you thought you were going to read it with them? :MARIS61:

you're lucky I was on my meds this week.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Because of that instead of a conversation it turned into a negotiation.

We got/are getting a bunch of stuff but only if I ban @Natebishop3.

Hell yes I agreed to ban @Natebishop3! You guys let it be known you love swag!

 

[riverman]

Just got back from the meeting with the Blazers.

They had already read this entire thread before I got there.

Awkward...

Why awkward....they read Canzano all the time...this should be a breath of fresh air

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is that a Lillard signed mini basketball and a 2016-17 signed team ball?!?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

the small one is the WNBA ball

 

[riverman]

Sly...when you attend a meeting like this, who do you meet with?

 

[riverman]

the small one is the WNBA ball

The big one has been pre kicked by Draymond Green

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's going to be tough to pull together but we're going to shoot for a Meet and Greet with Brian Grant on Oct 16th. It will be at the Moda before the preseason game. Similar to the Meet and Greet with Schonz and Rice. It will include tickets to the game.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sly...when you attend a meeting like this, who do you meet with?

Its like that scene in The Big Short where Jamie and Charlie are meeting with JP Morgan but they send the intern out in the lobby at 4:55pm to "screen" them.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly...when you attend a meeting like this, who do you meet with?

Kris Kovisto, TJ was there for a while and so were a few others. Then we did a satellite call with Paul Allen. He says hi.

 

[riverman]

Kris Kovisto, TJ was there for a while and so where a few others. Then we did a satellite call with Paul Allen. He says hi.

did Paul pony up the 50 dollar ban fee?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Fans Ask the Questions series lives! We will get to ask all 15 Blazer players questions during the season.

Fans Ask the Coaching Staff series begins! That's right, every month during the season we will submit a few questions to the Blazer coaching staff.