Notice Hey guys, I need some help

[Orion Bailey]

Gud, now eye can spell how evar I want and no gramher bcuz he will fix it

"And @BlazerCaravan goes missing for 6th months. Buried deep in a literary nightmare of indecipherable banter from the wannabe media outlet known as the S2 Zeros!!!!"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@BlazerCaravan is meaner than I am and will humiliate you in front of everyone.

And I was just kidding. BC is a true gentleman.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

And I was just kidding. BC is a true gentleman.

How much do I owe you?

 

[Orion Bailey]

How much do I owe you?

A case of....

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Yes sly, we all know you need serious help. Some thumbs would be a good start.

 

[Wheels]

U wood B gud two!

Shure Ill right 4 u!

Oh Gawd Random flashbacks to "Pozt sum imgez uv yer hmmad 'Zers geer"

 

[Orion Bailey]

Oh Gawd Random flashbacks to "Pozt sum imgez uv yer hmmad 'Zers geer"

Would you think any worse of me if I admit I actually wanna make some swag now because of that thread?
Just tough to beat that cell phone holder man....

 

[jlprk]

I need help with both of these things. As @jlprk likes to point out, I'm not the writer that some of you are.

I have never, ever posted about the quality of your writing. Although now that I think of it, you could use some improvement. I think you used me as a foil there, which is alright, because I use you like Reynolds Wrap.

But as for our bad preseason record, I question whether you and Olshey should continue to hold your jobs. We can do better than 4 wins and 3 losses.

 

[Strenuus]

Gud, now eye can spell how evar I want and no gramher bcuz he will fix it

Knowing that I've talked with you at length in person, this made me laugh so freaking hard.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I will be in charge of Blazer Dancer laundry.

Was that one of the options?

 

[riverman]

I will be in charge of Blazer Dancer laundry.

Was that one of the options?

Good because I'm applying for the Blazer Dancer cupping position myself

 

[Wheels]

Would you think any worse of me if I admit I actually wanna make some swag now because of that thread?
Just tough to beat that cell phone holder man....

lol! You post on S2 my friend, I couldn't possibly think any less of you!