Hey Guys whats your favourite joke?

[fred the red]

Hi all i thought i start a thread to see what your favourite joke is. Its a bit quite on here at the mo so hopefully this thread will make you laugh.

A man had a motorbike accident, and the doctor told him that he wasnt going to be able to walk anymore. Then the doctor told him we have got some very good news and bad news for you. We have got a wheelchair for you,the very latest model it goes up,down,left,right,side ways anyway you want it to go it will go that way.The man turned round and said "YES YES "i will definately have it whats th bad news. The doctor turned round to him and said its............................................ KICKSTART.

 

[DragonSlayer]

how bout

a man goes to see a doctor bout a stering wheel down his pants, his doctor says 'i can't fix that' the patients sdays 'hurry up it's driving me nuts'

 

[micmania1]

When I went to birthday parties and what-not, old woman always annoyed me. They used to prod me, laugh, squeeze my cheeks and say your next...








... They weren't laughing when I done it to them at a funeral.

 

[bbwMax]

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."