Exclusive Hope Springs Eternal - The Preseason Homer Thread (Negative Nancy's/Realist Randy's be forewarned)

[THE HCP]

It's threads like this that make you all mental 5 games in. Ready to jump off the nearest bridge or building when we are down 10 to a team we SHOULD be at halftime. You'll never learn FAMS!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It's threads like this that make you all mental 5 games in. Ready to jump off the nearest bridge or building when we are down 10 to a team we SHOULD be at halftime. You'll never learn FAMS!

 

[H.C.]

I hate the thought process in these comments.
It's this thought process that leads people to believe dogs are dangerous.
Sorry, I couldn't let it go.

 

[Sweetriverphil]

Even a dog playing poker would say the blazers are winning 50 games this year.

 

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[e_blazer]

It's threads like this that make you all mental 5 games in. Ready to jump off the nearest bridge or building when we are down 10 to a team we SHOULD be at halftime. You'll never learn FAMS!

Man, just imagine how insufferable you're going to be next year when the Lakers get George and LeBron. Damn!

 

[HailBlazers]

98-0....they can't guard us!!

Top 10 defense, heard it here first.

 

[Mediocre Man]

103-0

 

[lawai'a]

our bench is going to out score opposing benches by 10 pts. per game and never relinquish a lead.

 

[BBert]

Both teams will play hard

 

[dviss1]

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That is amazing marketing and DEFINITELY should be made. Where's the guy on the board that makes T shirts? What's his name?

 

[Denny Crane]

98% of the threads on here could be called HOMER threads.

#23wins

 

[Denny Crane]

In before @KingSpeed rains on the picnic.

Go Blazers!

 

[e_blazer]

98% of the threads on here could be called HOMER threads.

As opposed to the ones you start. We refer to those as GOMER threads:

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That is amazing marketing and DEFINITELY should be made. Where's the guy on the board that makes T shirts? What's his name?

You must be talking about @evanem

 

[dviss1]

You must be talking about @evanem

That's him. I think lady Blazer fans would love that shirt. Hell, I might buy one! I'm a Nurkic Fanboy.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

That's him. I think lady Blazer fans would love that shirt. Hell, I might buy one! I'm a Nurkic Fanboy.

What, really? I would never have guessed...

LL Cool J better stop talkin' bout my man or he might get CUT!!! @SlyPokerDog got my back!

So does @SlyPokerCat