It's October 30th. The wife and I decide to celebrate Halloween a little early. A couple glasses of wine later and she's enjoying herself up top, maybe a little too much. I almost ask her to take it easy, but what the hell. It's a holiday. Then it happens. She pounces up with the grace of a jaguar. I'm unprepared. I miss the rhythm and she's up a little too high. I know what's about to happen but am powerless to stop it. I slip out, she leans forward, I hope to pull an Ed Harris into the abyss but end up more Kurt Russell as stuntman mike. For the first time in twenty years, I pray.
Flash forward. It's November 1st, 9 a.m. I am still a little sore, and I notice my piss the past day has been a soil brown color. Ever an optimist, I power through the bruising and wake my wife up to finish what we started. It hurts a bunch, but like they say, no pain no gain. We finish without incident.
My piss becomes increasingly darker as the day goes on. We find a mysterious streak of blood in a wet spot on the bed. By 9 p.m. I am pissing what looks like a red sweetheart.
We fly for vacation in New York at 6 a.m., about 8 hours from now. My wife's birthday is coming up and I bought her tickets to see the Dalai Lama and The Lion King. My dick feels bruised but looks normal. It is not fractured. Discomfort is more roots than trunk. I'm going to bed now. I know the advice will be "go see a doctor," but besides the blood everything is running as it should. I don't know if it's worth cancelling the trip for. Nothing like this has ever happened to me. I don't really know what the problem could be, because there is no visible evidence of trauma. I thought maybe UTI, but It doesn't hurt or sting to pee (I've never had one but WebMD covers the basics).
Anyone had something like this happen to them before?
