How do you usually say hello?

[BigGameDamian]

Is it just a simple hi, how are you or what's up with a head nod? Maybe a what's going on or what it is bro?

 

[jlprk]

In today's busy world, to keep your customers you need a distinctive memorable sound, so I always cup my hand to my armpit and squawk a tinny fart sound.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I say "what's up dipshit?"

Yes, that was me.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

 

[barfo]

Big smile, and a cheerful "Give me your wallet or I'll kill you!".

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

I usually just pronounce both syllables

 

[riverman]

I usually walk up to folks with a cardboard sign and tell them I need money for pot and alcohol

 

[rasheedfan2005]

If it's a dude it's usually "sup man?" Chicks i just ignore cause they are inferior sex.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Maybe a what's going on or what it is bro?

I prefer... ....what it is babe?

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I prefer... ....what it is babe?

I naturally acknowledge women 17% less than men. Not sure why?

 

[Sinobas]

I wish we had a different common greeting in English. The "H" sound force you to expel the air from your lungs, so I find it kind of annoying actually to say "Hi" or "hello". We should go back to something like "goo-day sir".

 

[Chris Craig]

I wish we had a different common greeting in English. The "H" sound force you to expel the air from your lungs, so I find it kind of annoying actually to say "Hi" or "hello". We should go back to something like "goo-day sir".

Don't call me sir, I work for a living

 

[Sinobas]

Don't call me sir, I work for a living

What shall I call you then? Scallywag, bumpkin, peasant?

 

[Sinobas]

I wish I had an English accent, I'd love to talk like an 19th century British aristocrat.