Exclusive How many dates until sex

[MickZagger]

LOLz. Who's tough interwebz dude now?

Work smarter, not harder. Get yourself some brah!

Oh look its a PapaG protege. Start shit with people you don't know on the internet and say things you would never say to their face.

I do fine, bud. Don't worry about me. Hows the married life?

 

[MickZagger]

I have been reading various things about how much harder it is to date in the online world (for men.) Which I think is interesting because you'd think it would be easier, but the sudden availability of men in a market setting has allowed women to be even more selective about who they date/sleep with. In the past it was up to the guy to initiate contact and get the ball rolling, but now they can just swipe yes or no to people who are already available by simply downloading an app. It's brutal.

I've done the online dating thing. Girls always just presume you tag it and leave. Plus you hear stories like what happened to that chick up in Seattle and most women are skeptical. Most dates I've gone on recently have been with girls I met while working. Its much easier when they get a vibe for your personality, rather than messaging on an app.

 

[MickZagger]

You forgot about that paper bro. Once girls get to like 25 they dont want to be with a poor jackass. The girls that are left are the nasty ones that may look alright but have had sex with their entire high school football team.

Also, girls that are 30 and still on those apps.....there is often something wrong with them. Either they are way too emotional, crazy, or have the herps.

A lot of chicks that only put face pics up from a certain angle to make them look somewhat thin. Then, you find out they are beefcakes.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Oh look its a PapaG protege. Start shit with people you don't know on the internet and say things you would never say to their face.

I do fine, bud. Don't worry about me. Hows the married life?

Lol. Who's talking shit? I badger the same people I badger in person.

You.

Don't be so thin-skinned, balla.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

A lot of chicks that only put face pics up from a certain angle to make them look somewhat thin. Then, you find out they are beefcakes.

This.

A few extra pounds typically means a few extra pounds in each extremity and section of the body.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lol. Who's talking shit? I badger the same people I badger in person.

You.

Don't be so thin-skinned, balla.

You guys should go to the beach together. Do a little drinking and dancing.

 

[MickZagger]

Any time some random dude refers to me as chump I take it as an insult.

He kinda has that passive aggressive, "I'm a cheesedick, and I sell wine" vibe going on. Its no wonder he was looking for internet reactions.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I didn't refer to you as a "chump".

But it'd never work out, anyway. I don't rely on S2 for validation, ego boosts, and/or dating advice.

Some people can dish but can't take it. Or are just wound too tight. My apologies I hurt your feelings - it was in jest/sarcasm/dry humor, like 95% of my posts have been over the years.

 

[MickZagger]

I didn't refer to you as a "chump".

But it'd never work out, anyway. I don't rely on S2 for validation, ego boosts, and/or dating advice.

Some people can dish but can't take it. Or are just wound too tight. My apologies I hurt your feelings - it was in jest/sarcasm/dry humor, like 95% of my posts have been over the years.

Dating advice? Acceptance? Ego boosts?

The subject matter is pretty straight forward. How many dates would you go on without getting a piece of ass before moving on was the topic. It doesn't fit any of the aforementioned categories.

Pretentiousness seems to be your strong suit. West Linn guy if I remember right, in the wine biz. A different world from what I know.

 

[MickZagger]

Didn't know it would be a such an awkward topic for some. Honestly, if I came across this topic as someone who didn't start this thread. I would probably give a sarcastic remark somewhere in the El Prez line of thinking. Then, I'd give a serious answer.

I seem to have hit a sore subject though. My bad, fellas.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Yawn.

You're coming about me about actual details of me and my life, while I pretty much refer to your posts alone in this thread. Pretty obvious who had been touched by a sore subject here mate. By all means, though, please continue.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

LOL.

 

[stampedehero]

Are they not the siblings of Kaitlyn Jenner??

 

[stampedehero]

Please don't tell me you know this from first hand experience, Stamp..................??

This....Could only be in a dream...to ...nightmare.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Using the word Christiany when describing her probably means you shouldn't be dating her. A lot of Christians wait until they are married to have sex.

 

[crandc]

Funny, all these males complaining about the women not being perfect faces and bodies and I doubt any of these guys are either.

My cousin met his husband on gay.com. So online did work for them. Married 8 years and still in love.

Never tried on line dating myself. Not my cup of tea. I'd rather just meet people in person and sometimes there is chemistry and sometimes you make friends.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Funny, all these males complaining about the women not being perfect faces and bodies and I doubt any of these guys are either.

I don't think anyone thinks they are perfect. The real issue is be truthful on your profile. Don't take a bunch of angle photos or photoshop yourself to show you as someone you aren't. So when you show up they look completely different. I guess that could go both ways.

The media is to blame for a lot of that though. They put unrealistic expectations on how people should look.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I blame Obama, not the media.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Here is your date, all will be known after this.

Pick her up pretty early on a Saturday. Take her to your favorite diner for breakfast.

Then head to Lincoln City. Stop at a winery for a tasting. Get two bottles of what she likes best. Get her a little buzzed but you stay sober enough to drive.

Stop by the plane museum/water park thing McMinnville and hit the water park for a hour or so.

Now on to your way to the coast.

Get a room in Lincoln City. (you should make reservations in advance) Something that looks out over the ocean, bonus points if it has a deck and/or a fireplace.

Walk along beach, hold hands, yadda yadda.

Take her out to a nice restaurant. Dress fairly nice.

Back to the room, open her bottle of wine, have drinks.

Then have the front desk call for the shuttle to the casino. One weekends there is live music in the upstairs bar. It looks over the ocean. Kinda cool for the coast. Drink, dance, drink, dance, drink, dance. Take shuttle back to your hotel room. (don't gamble, maybe the two of you throw a few bucks at roulette, play her birthday as numbers, shit like that. No more than 5 mins. Don't hit the slots or blackjack unless it's something she really wants to do.)

Get back to room. Make your moves.

We're supposed to be getting Mick laid here, not hearing about your perfect evening with Dean Martin.

 

[Natebishop3]

In point of fact, you are ALL chumps.

/flex

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We're supposed to be getting Mick laid here, not hearing about your perfect evening with Dean Martin.

Sly's fantasy:

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

7 dates before sex

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly's fantasy:

No. I suggested Lincoln City and Chinook Winds because they have the little buses that drive around town. Waiting for an hour for the only taxi or Uber in town could be a literal buzz kill. Getting out of town is a legit way to see if there are any sparks between the two of them. Being able to drink and have fun while while not worrying about a DUI is the smart way to go. I actually told him not to gamble.

I also suggested eating before day drinking and then having a little fun at the water park. We've all seen the person who passes out drunk at 4 in the afternoon. Actually I'm willing to bet that El Prez is that guy.

If Zags wanted to kick his pimp game up a little higher he'd let her select the restaurant they go to. It shows he's interested in what she thinks but more importantly if the food sucks it's on her.

At least I offered him a suggestion on how to get her in bed. What have you guys come up with?

 

[BlazerWookee]

For me? I don't think numbers go that high.

 

[Natebishop3]

No. I suggested Lincoln City and Chinook Winds because they have the little buses that drive around town. Waiting for an hour for the only taxi or Uber in town could be a literal buzz kill. Getting out of town is a legit way to see if there are any sparks between the two of them. Being able to drink and have fun while while not worrying about a DUI is the smart way to go. I actually told him not to gamble.

I also suggested eating before day drinking and then having a little fun at the water park. We've all seen the person who passes out drunk at 4 in the afternoon. Actually I'm willing to bet that El Prez is that guy.

If Zags wanted to kick his pimp game up a little higher he'd let her select the restaurant they go to. It shows he's interested in what she thinks but more importantly if the food sucks it's on her.

At least I offered him a suggestion on how to get her in bed. What have you guys come up with?

Chinook Winds is a dump. Or it was a dump when I went there last. I went to their Texas Holdem area and it looked like it was in the cafeteria of a church basement.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Chinook Winds is a dump. Or it was a dump when I went there last. I went to their Texas Holdem area and it looked like it was in the cafeteria of a church basement.

The casino is nice but you're right, the poker area sucks. The staff there is always nice, I think they're happy that you actually made the drive and didn't just stop at Spirit Mountain. It's going to be funny watching Spirit Mountain implode once the casino in La Center opens in a couple of months.

 

[Sedatedfork]

You said poke her. Heh. Heh.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No. I suggested Lincoln City and Chinook Winds because they have the little buses that drive around town. Waiting for an hour for the only taxi or Uber in town could be a literal buzz kill. Getting out of town is a legit way to see if there are any sparks between the two of them. Being able to drink and have fun while while not worrying about a DUI is the smart way to go. I actually told him not to gamble.

I also suggested eating before day drinking and then having a little fun at the water park. We've all seen the person who passes out drunk at 4 in the afternoon. Actually I'm willing to bet that El Prez is that guy.

Haha..i have a Day Drinking and Naps shirt. I can day drink fine though, I do it alot so I have a lot of practice.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Haha..i have a Day Drinking and Naps shirt. I can day drink fine though, I do it alot so I have a lot of practice.

I can day drink hard liquor fine but wine or beer gives me a headache.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I can day drink hard liquor fine but wine or beer gives me a headache.

Anytime you drink in the sun you'll get a headache because you're probably not drinking water. Happens a bit later though. I usually do moscow mules for day drinking.