[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']Don't read the bible, that thing is trash. How are we supposed to believe that a man parted the red sea? That a snake could not only talk but trick a woman, who in our society today has way too much power, into being banished from some mystical garden?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I'd like to know how the sea turned red in the first place... My snake can't talk, but it sure can trick women...</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That 2 people created by some super being ended up creating a whole race?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">That makes no sense to me neither... Also, wouldn't all the kids of the two people turn out to be retarded, since they had incest? Weren't the children having sex with one another? That means a brother nailed his sister and then turned around and nailed his mom... Eww...</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That people used to live to 500, 700, 900 years old?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I met a man who was 102 years old. I don't think people would've lasted so long back in the days as they do now... Didn't people die back in the day because of lack of hygiene. People hardly took baths, which led to various diseases due to bacteria. So, basically, it is impossible for people to live to be 1,000 years old.</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That Egypt had a plague where the rivers turned to blood, and all the 1st born were killed?That a man named Jonah was eaten by a whale and survived for a number of days then was spit out safely on the shore?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">There's no way water can turn to blood unless someone spills their guts into the water. In other words, that's B.S. MOBY DICK! Naw... That's stupid. The man would have been turned into acid inside the whale's stomach. The only way he'd be spit out safely on shore would be after he became a pile of sh*t...</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That a man turned 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread into food enough for 5000 people?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Hmmm... It's common courtesy to feed your guests. Must've been a large party! But, eh, 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread wouldn't even be enough food to feed 500 people.</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That bushes caught fire and started talking? That a guy had ridiculous strength that came from his hair?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">The only time bushes talk is when a rapist is hiding behind them, but I doubt they catch fire before that... Maybe afterward, but before? Nope. I have pretty well-groomed hair. However, I don't receive strength from it. I do get sweaty during hot days, though.</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That a man could walk on water?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I can't even walk on a puddle... My shoes get wet.</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']That a man was thrown into a pit with hungry lions and not eated or even touched?[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">It wouldn't even make sense if a woman got thrown into a pit with horny men and not get eaten out or even touched.</span>[quote name='Something-To-Say' post='332629' date='Apr 11 2007, 10:21 PM']Don't get me totally wrong, the bible has good messages scattered throughout, but the stories are just ... fantastic is the word I'll use.[/quote]<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">I'd use "nonsense," but I suppose I lack vocabulary.. Overall, I don't mean to offend, so calm down BCB and austingriz and whoever the hell else may want to assault me verbally with vulgar words.</span>