How Stan Van Gundy screwed us

[Boob-No-More]

My first thought when I read the thread title was that there is no way SVG is in good enough shape to ref a game.

My first thought was:

BNM

 

[Chris Craig]

Screwed by Stan Van Gundy? Makes sense, the guy looks and dresses like an 80s porn star.

BNM

He looks like Ron Jeremys brother

 

[Voodoo]

Screwed by Stan Van Gundy? Makes sense, the guy looks and dresses like an 80s porn star.

BNM

The final numbers:

69 games pre-SVG:

POR - 21.3 FTA (19.4 PF)
OPP - 21.7 FTA (19.2 PF)

13 games post-SVG:

POR - 18.8 FTA (20.2 PF)
OPP - 23.8 FTA (18.2 PF)

Definitely just a coincidence.

So we played 69 games prior to seeing a 1980's porn star that screwed us? I don't think that is a coincidence, I think that is fate.