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Your way was definitely much more professional, and this doesn't sound warranted for your situation. However this is one way to get it done.

 
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Imagine buying a box of donut holes in 1927!
 
More and more Asians starting buying donuts, so they had to make the hole smallerso they could fit their Wang's in them
 
Dear BOSS:

I have enjoyed my time at _______. However, I believe the time has come where I need to pursue other career opportunities, so this email serves as two weeks notice of the end of my employment with your company effective _____.

Thank you for your guidance in my journey.

Sincerely,
BRO CULTURE GONNA MAKE IT RAIN AT THE CLUB NOW DAT I'M GETTING PAID
 
Dear BOSS:

I have enjoyed my time at Stars Cabaret. However, I believe the time has come where I need to pursue other career opportunities, so this email serves as two weeks notice of the end of my employment with your company effective as soon as my rapping career takes off (which will be soon).

Thank you for your guidance in my journey.

Sincerely,
MC Such and Such
 
Dear Paul,

I have enjoyed my time at the Portland Trailblazers.

Who am I kidding, fuck the Portland Trailblazers as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.

Sincerely,

LaMarcus Q. Aldridge, Esq.
 
Dear Paul,

I have enjoyed my time at the Portland Trailblazers.

Who am I kidding, fuck the Portland Trailblazers as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew.

Sincerely,

LaMarcus Q. Aldridge, Esq.

And if you down with the Portland Trail Blazers, fuck you too.

Dame, CJ, Meyers, fuck you too.
 
I'm wondering how the marriage proposal by email went.
 

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