Exclusive Howard "I Sold out the Sonics" Schultz to run for President

[tlongII]

Trump is not gay.

The use of the term cock gobbler, for a straight man, is derogatory.

It's derogatory regardless of who it is describing.

 

[Chris Craig]

Do you think women like to be called that?

 

[Lanny]

Who cares if Billy is gay? Or, if he is a cock gobbler? Good for Billy...whoever he is.

I couldn't care less. Doesn't impact my life whatsoever.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yet, you defend all the terrible shit that comes out of Trump's mouth.

You are the biggest cock gobbler here.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You are the biggest cock gobbler here.

Dude, I'd bet I've consumed way more chicken in my life than CC.

 

[barfo]

You are the biggest cock gobbler here.

Rapidly eating roosters is not a crime. And even it it was, it happened a long time ago. And it doesn't involve the president.

barfo

 

[jlprk]

Speaking of Howard Schultz (okay, no one is speaking about him), here's a new article about the new Phoenix Suns arena. Watch the last video, too. It will make you like the guy who shot the councilwoman.

https://deadspin.com/well-the-phoenix-suns-arena-financing-vote-got-weirder-1832011974

 

[Lanny]

You are the biggest cock gobbler here.

Can we get a definition for "cock gobbler"? Sometimes I think I know what someone meant and it turns out I was completely wrong. It's happened too many times for me to now take my imagined definition for granted.
Who came up with this expression? I can't even remember that.

Edit:
Egads, just looked it up in the urban dictionary.
I wouldn't use that expression for anyone. Well, maybe the asshole that ran off with my ex wife.

 

[Lanny]

Dude, I'd bet I've consumed way more chicken in my life than CC.

CC? Canadian Club?

 

[Chris Craig]

You are the biggest cock gobbler here.

I love KFC

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I love KFC

Yuck. Did you freeze some from 1987 when it was good.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I love KFC

I'm still mad about them fucking up the Chicken Littles from the 90s.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Yet, you defend all the terrible shit that comes out of Trump's mouth.

Not really. When people continue to say he likes to grab women by the pussy I will continue to say that he didn't say that.

Was he being kind and caring in that recording? Hell no.

I just find it amusing that people who say "I WOULDN'T WANT ME NO TRUMP SPEAKING AT MY FUNERAL" turn around and say shit that is easily as nasty as a mid level Trump insult.

You can search for my opinion on his Twitter addiction if you actually care.

 

[Lanny]

Yuck. Did you freeze some from 1987 when it was good.

Easy, easy, I've got stock in the company that owns KFC. Eat more chicken.

 

[MarAzul]

I laugh at the fellow this morning. He was asked if he would roll back the tax breaks for US industry if he is elected.

We would not answer a hypothetical question.

He has no chance but he will suck up more democrat votes than Republican vote. So OK! Go for it.

 

[Hoopguru]

When I was in HS I dated a gal that went to the KFC warehouse in Clackamas several nights a week to clean offices. I went in the warehouse and saw how they store KFC, the buzzard bait is stored in cardboard boxes and stacked on pallets, zero refrigeration. The thing that got me the most was all the signs that rats were trying to get into the boxes, some successfully. The Chicken is in bags and non refrigerated.
I told my friend's that KFC sold Kentucky Fried Rat too.