Exclusive I am submitting my book to be published

[Chris Craig]

$19.95 at books.prettyfamous.com

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Does your book have any sewer gangbangs with elementary school kids?

You mean "IT"?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I like short stories

I doubt you've been ever accused of liking tall stories.

 

[Nate]

Not that I recall

Damn...

 

[Chris Craig]

I just checked it out, the cheapest copy is like $250.

Further down the list it shows it for $16.95

Strange for some reason the 4 listed for $250 plus say they were published in 1900...im pretty sure I'm not that old...wait i'm a vampire

 

[Nate]

You mean "IT"?

What?

I'm just wondering if this is gonna be a story I can relate to. I guess gangbangs do have some sort of "IT" factor.

 

[Chris Craig]

What?

I'm just wondering if this is gonna be a story I can relate to. I guess gangbangs do have some sort of "IT" factor.

Well if I ever write a collection of gang bang stories, you will be the first to know

 

[Nate]

Well if I ever write a collection of gang bang stories, you will be the first to know

You sir, are a gentleman, and a scholar.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What?

I'm just wondering if this is gonna be a story I can relate to. I guess gangbangs do have some sort of "IT" factor.

The book, IT. By Steve King. It's got the sewer. It's got elementary schoolers. I don't remember a gangbang, but there is a syphilitic hobo giving out bjs under the front porch.

 

[Chris Craig]

They are out of stock at Powell's Bookstore, but Annie Blooms has a copy

 

[Chris Craig]

The book, IT. By Steve King. It's got the sewer. It's got elementary schoolers. I don't remember a gangbang, but there is a syphilitic hobo giving out bjs under the front porch.

A precise summary

 

[Nate]

The book, IT. By Steve King. It's got the sewer. It's got elementary schoolers. I don't remember a gangbang, but there is a syphilitic hobo giving out bjs under the front porch.

And who is this Steve character you speak of?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

And who is this Steve character you speak of?

You never heard of Steve King? You must live under castle rock.

 

[Nate]

You never heard of Steve King? You must live under castle rock.

I live in the gangbang sewer.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I have a summer home there, cheap property taxes, and the water sports are great.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Do any of you read the writing prompts on reddit? Some of the replies are really good. I know one is even being turned into a movie. Read the prompt, click the thread, enjoy!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/top/

 

[barfo]

Stealing S2 posts eh?

That's how Stephen King got started.

We should sue.

barfo

 

[Hobbesarable]

I have finished writing my book, 'The Black Elephant' which is a collection of poetry about coming to terms with the deaths of my brother and father, and about the concept of death itself. I have been showing my manuscript to several close friends who urged me to get it published, and I have decided to do so. Wish me luck.

Good luck, partner!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Can we get a taste?

 

[Stevenson]

I have been showing my manuscript to several close friends who urged me to get it published, and I have decided to do so. Wish me luck.

Hey Chris - I have had 17 books published. If you need any help with contracts, or info about the tough publishing biz, shoot me a DM. My stuff is non-fiction, so it's a bit different, but still relevant.

 

[Chris Craig]

Can we get a taste?

Sure

 

[MARIS61]

Wishing you the best of success.

 

[Chris Craig]

Black Box


They tore the black box from

my skull


The found the wreckage finally

at the bottom of my stomach


Sunken in the ocean

of my grief


Your death is stuck on repeat

they won't stop watching


I can hear the screams of my adult self


The child inside me

is a blind mute

with no face

just skin


You can see me

through your dead

eyes


Your noose laughs at me

The lasso of it

treats your death like a

rodeo


Then I stand over

your cut down body

turning blue

smoke a cigarette

and tear at my tongue

to stop the screaming

 

[Chris Craig]

I Too Have Died



Hemingway too walked into the sunset

He took an alloy pill

for his aliment

witnessed cacophonous poetry


Crane dived into the ocean of

his soul

Swam for his dreams

always a breast stroke away


Woolf filled her pockets

with demons

took them with her

to the peaceful river bed

where salmon

go to church on Sunday


Plath

Breathed the poisonous fumes

of dinners hot companion

gassy LSD

whose only hallucinations are reality

and pot roast


Thompson got to old

"counselor"

"This wont hurt"

I wish he'd stop bitching

 

[Chris Craig]

Reverse Cancer


The chemicals

seep slowly

Crawling from the deep crevices of your alveoli

Out of your singed bronchi

Snake up your trachea

in wisps of dark grey


You exhale fifty years’ worth

plumes of necrotic smoke

Your lips part

Slowly at first

Then unhinge with your jaw

as the great form issues outward

like a demon escaping from your depths

into the tube

Where the cigarette

and you

become whole again

 

[Chris Craig]

The above are three poems out of my book.

 

[Chris Craig]

I live in the gangbang sewer.

They all float down there

 

[SlyPokerDog]

1. You should write some poetry about dogs. Preferably playing poker.

2. Why aren't you winning the caption contest? You're a very good writer.

 

[MarAzul]

The above are three poems out of my book.

I think you may be an F person working withing your character type and strength set. Very good.
How did you find your publisher?
Did he give you an estimate of the projected number of sales?
Did it cost you to get it published?

If you prefer not to answer, understood.

 

[Chris Craig]

I think you may be an F person working withing your character type and strength set. Very good.
How did you find your publisher?
Did he give you an estimate of the projected number of sales?
Did it cost you to get it published?

If you prefer not to answer, understood.

For my Poetry Book. I'm still shopping it. Haven't gotten that far with it yet. I can tell you I am looking at publishers who aren't going to charge me to publish it out of pocket. I just got to make sure I don't screwed on the back end.

My first book didn't go all to well. I signed with a publisher where I had to do all of the marketing. I was young and I struggled with it. I am trying to find one that can help with some of that this time around.