BBert
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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I FUCKING HATE JAMAL CRAWFORD. I HATE HIM. I FUCKING HATE HIM.
You know how much mediocre man doesn't like Crawford? I hate him more. Fuck him. I fucking want him off my team. Right now. I'll buy him a one-way bus ticket to anywhere but here. Just cut his ass. And pack Nate in his suitcase.
Every shot Crawford makes is spectacular. Problem is, for every good play he makes, he fucks up 3 or 4 times, at least. In the first half, he made two spectacular looking threes. Problem is, he proceeded to fuck up the next 6 times in a row. But all the announcers, including Dumb-Shaq, saw was that he made two threes.
And the blindness continued in the second half. In the fourth quarter the fucker single-handedly lost our huge lead. All the dumb-fuck announcers could say was, boy, Crawford is the only one scoring so boy, he was really carrying us. Good thing Crawford was bringing it. Fuck those morons.
When Crawford is in the game, Batum may as well just go down the tunnel and take a fucking shower. Fuck. Our best player on the floor, lighting it up when Crawford isn't around, can't sniff the ball in position to make a play when that fucker Crawford is in the game.
I'm pissed. I want that fucker off my team. If Crawford plays another minute ahead of Babbitt, Nate should be fired on the spot.
And no, I haven't been drinking.
Fuck.
And good night.
You know how much mediocre man doesn't like Crawford? I hate him more. Fuck him. I fucking want him off my team. Right now. I'll buy him a one-way bus ticket to anywhere but here. Just cut his ass. And pack Nate in his suitcase.
Every shot Crawford makes is spectacular. Problem is, for every good play he makes, he fucks up 3 or 4 times, at least. In the first half, he made two spectacular looking threes. Problem is, he proceeded to fuck up the next 6 times in a row. But all the announcers, including Dumb-Shaq, saw was that he made two threes.
And the blindness continued in the second half. In the fourth quarter the fucker single-handedly lost our huge lead. All the dumb-fuck announcers could say was, boy, Crawford is the only one scoring so boy, he was really carrying us. Good thing Crawford was bringing it. Fuck those morons.
When Crawford is in the game, Batum may as well just go down the tunnel and take a fucking shower. Fuck. Our best player on the floor, lighting it up when Crawford isn't around, can't sniff the ball in position to make a play when that fucker Crawford is in the game.
I'm pissed. I want that fucker off my team. If Crawford plays another minute ahead of Babbitt, Nate should be fired on the spot.
And no, I haven't been drinking.
Fuck.
And good night.
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