I guarantee we'll win at least one in New Orleans and bring the series back to Portland

[dviss1]

Man, I remember you were adamant and halfway nutty predicting the Blazers would come back to beat Dallas when we were down 3-0. And they almost did. Sadly, we don't have any undiscovered Zach Randolph's hiding in our depth charts, but maybe we can get hot and steal a few.

Yes we do. His last name is Collins tho.

 

[Chris Craig]

Mascot privileges REVOKED.

I was very upset when I said that, not myself at all

 

[kjironman1]

Thanks. Waiting for my hotel room to be ready so I can sleep before game. Not sure what I'll do tomorrow.

That will depend on the outcome of the game tonight i'm sure.

 

[Orion Bailey]

That will depend on the outcome of the game tonight i'm sure.

Depend?

I answered this.

Sometimes KJ, I expect so much more from you.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Our friend Brooke Olzendam is now aware of Eric's voodoo pelican, even asking about its location.

Before you ask, yes, I did give her the information she needed.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Our friend Brooke Olzendam is now aware of Eric's voodoo pelican, even asking about its location.

Before you ask, yes, I did give her the information she needed.

Chris got connects!!!!

 

[kjironman1]

Depend?

I answered this.

Sometimes KJ, I expect so much more from you.

I know I know. How could I have missed that? He will be drunk and dancing in the streets.

 

[KingSpeed]

Our friend Brooke Olzendam is now aware of Eric's voodoo pelican, even asking about its location.

Before you ask, yes, I did give her the information she needed.

Nice!! If she wants to speak with me, I'll be in section 112, row 21, seat 15.

 

[TBpup]

Nice!! If she wants to speak with me, I'll be in section 112, row 21, seat 15.

Do you charge yourself to pimp yourself out?

 

[KingSpeed]

Okay. I've got on my Blazer socks and my white Aminu ripcity sleeved jersey. Gonna get in the car and head to The Blender.

 

[MARIS61]

Stotts wasted talented bench players by sitting them all season, now he finds he has nobody to turn to when he needs defense or a spark. Hopefully he’s gone before the draft.

 

[BBert]

@KingSpeed we need video and/or pictures of your voodoo ceremony.

@HCP you should send a cameraman to film it.

Does this ceremony involve relations with an NBA ref (or two)? Because if it does, better to not film it.

 

[BBert]

Pels' owner is jealous of Portland crowds.



The sad thing is, I felt the Moda crowd actually coulda been better.

And still, the MODA fans were better than the team.

 

[BBert]

Didn't we have a sellout streak that was fake?

Not exactly. They used to count the games as sold out, because the Blazers sold all the tickets. That's what sold out means. It doesn't mean everyone with a ticket shows up for the game. So when there would be a noticeable number of empty seats, critics would claim the game wasn't sold out. Even though it was.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Stotts wasted talented bench players by sitting them all season

like who ? Jake Layman ? Meyers Leonard ?

 

[Orion Bailey]

like who ? Jake Layman ? Meyers Leonard ?

I was gonna ask the same thing....

Please name the talented players on our bench being wasted.

 

[BBert]

Our friend Brooke Olzendam is now aware of Eric's voodoo pelican, even asking about its location.

Before you ask, yes, I did give her the information she needed.

So let me understand this: Eric left a voodoo pelican at the cemetery to curse the team, and some bozo zero dude outed the location so it could be removed before the game?

Platy: Please tell me you're not Chris the Zero?

 

[kjironman1]

I was gonna ask the same thing....

Please name the talented players on our bench being wasted.

The depth of this team is remarkable indeed!

 

[Lanny]

So let me understand this: Eric left a voodoo pelican at the cemetery to curse the team, and some bozo zero dude outed the location so it could be removed before the game?

Platy: Please tell me you're not Chris the Zero?

Only a dog would do that. Which reminds me, has anyone seen Sly lately? I pray he's not in New Orleans putting a hex on anyone or our team.

 

[NolaVoodooBoy]

Now seriously if someone had the nerve to put a Voodoo doll in your city to hex your team, nobody would remove it? I highly doubt it would last long in Portland.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Now seriously if someone had the nerve to put a Voodoo doll in your city to hex your team, nobody would remove it? I highly doubt it would last long in Portland.

We're real men, we eat our voodoo dolls.

 

[kjironman1]

Now seriously if someone had the nerve to put a Voodoo doll in your city to hex your team, nobody would remove it? I highly doubt it would last long in Portland.

You see but all of this has been a smokescreen. You guys think you know where the real one is but we have the real one under wraps. Sitting in a very remote spot where none of you will ever find it!

Hurry go look!

 

[Lukee]

Now seriously if someone had the nerve to put a Voodoo doll in your city to hex your team, nobody would remove it? I highly doubt it would last long in Portland.

so you're saying you believe in that shit? lmao

 

[NolaVoodooBoy]

so you're saying you believe in that shit? lmao

I'm sorry but I don't believe I said that in my post. You guys are the ones with the hex the next doughnuts, LMAO.

 

[Lukee]

I'm sorry but I don't believe I said that in my post. You guys are the ones with the hex the next doughnuts, LMAO.

why would you remove it if you don't believe in that? doll like a doll, no big deal.

 

[NolaVoodooBoy]

why would you remove it if you don't believe in that? doll like a doll, no big deal.

I'm sorry but I don't believe I said that I removed it either. I asked would anyone in Portland remove it if it were there. Settle down little fella.

 

[Lukee]

I'm sorry but I don't believe I said that I removed it either. I asked would anyone in Portland remove it if it were there. Settle down little fella.

yeah yeah. you would be great politician.

 

[NolaVoodooBoy]

yeah yeah. you would be great politician.

And you would be a excellent porta potty technician. Sorry if I'm not very fond of you constantly trying to put words in my mouth.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

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Full disclaimer; I held my liquor (the proof is in the photo) better than El P. Even surprised my wingman (@BLAZINGGIANTS)........

For a full disclaimer, you should have admitted we had to go back to the room every night when you were ready for bed, and I sat in the room, watching TV and drinking (and listening to you snore until I could return the favor).

 

[Chris Craig]

so you're saying you believe in that shit? lmao

Have you seen the last three games...voodoo