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whats the animal she had in the first video you posted ? (what's it called)
 
Ronan said:
You left her? Worst mistake of your life, mook.
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Not really. I wound up marrying a girl who looked shockingly like her. (Funny enough, I didn't even notice until she got the same hair cut a year into us being together.) Been married ten years. I get the benefit of beauty without all the feelings of murderous rage.

Even weirder, she wound up marrying somebody who kind of looks like me, and even has my first name. (I've only met about six or so people in my entire life with my first name, so it's not exactly common.) They live in Indiana, I live in Idaho. I still keep in touch with her on Facebook. Both of us are just boring middle aged parents now.

In some alternate universe, she's at the bottom of the ocean and I'm on death row. I think I made the right choice.
 
mook said:
Not really. I wound up marrying a girl who looked shockingly like her. (Funny enough, I didn't even notice until she got the same hair cut a year into us being together.) Been married ten years. I get the benefit of beauty without all the feelings of murderous rage.

Even weirder, she wound up marrying somebody who kind of looks like me, and even has my first name. (I've only met about six or so people in my entire life with my first name, so it's not exactly common.) They live in Indiana, I live in Idaho. I still keep in touch with her on Facebook. Both of us are just boring middle aged parents now.

In some alternate universe, she's at the bottom of the ocean and I'm on death row. I think I made the right choice.
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Your name is Mike, don't kid yourself.
 
So, when does 4chan start making threats to ruin her life if she doesn't stop posting on the Internet?
 
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mook said:
Even weirder, she wound up marrying somebody who kind of looks like me, and even has my first name. (I've only met about six or so people in my entire life with my first name, so it's not exactly common.) They live in Indiana, I live in Idaho. I still keep in touch with her on Facebook. Both of us are just boring middle aged parents now.
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Hmmm.... Idaho? Not a common name?

Let me guess, Reuben?

Yosef?
 
Look ya'll, there's going to be 2 of her soon.
 

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NOO! I knew I should have bought the morning after pill.
 
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Ronan said:
She's 15, by the way.
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I would rather go after the mom. I bet her mom is close in age to me at 35. Even if the mom was 40, I would love to shag up with that MILF.

However I would like to see her in "boyshorts" or tights/lycra stuff doing some dancing.Here you go

Here's some more of her.
 
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I think she looks like a (very) young Sarah Chalke.
 
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