I love it when a plan comes together

[Sug]

We all need a little therapy, so this thread is to serve as a vent. I want to know your Hannibal is on the Jazz style approach to the situation. There is to be nothing SERIOUS or REALISTIC in this thread. I want to know what elaborate plan KP has that involves todays events unfolding like they did.

BRING IT!!!!

Your post should start with:

Today was all part of the plan because...

 

[Sug]

Today was all part of the plan because KP is really targeting a PG that he knew would only come if he somehow got Hedo to Toronto. This PG is Canadian and he simply wanted a Turkish born player to be on an NBA team in his home country. Now that this situation has been resolved, said Canadian PG will be joining the Blazers in the near future.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Big A-Team fan


Today was all part of the plan because KP wanted Toronto to outbid him and do a sign and trade with Orlando to make both teams stronger. He knew letting RLEC go away for nothing would hel weaken the team. Letting Ariza, Hedo, Shaq, Richard Jefferson, VC and Artest all strengthen our competition would help ensure a high lottery pick in a much stronger draft.

KP did the right thing making the playoffs last year in a weak draft year. The guy is brilliant.

 

[Uther TheGardener]

MM dude let the RLEC thing go...its done its over you are extremely bitter please stop spewing the same stuff over and over again you are better than this.....

 

[Freshtown]

Big A-Team fan


Today was all part of the plan because KP wanted Toronto to outbid him and do a sign and trade with Orlando to make both teams stronger. He knew letting RLEC go away for nothing would hel weaken the team. Letting Ariza, Hedo, Shaq, Richard Jefferson, VC and Artest all strengthen our competition would help ensure a high lottery pick in a much stronger draft.

KP did the right thing making the playoffs last year in a weak draft year. The guy is brilliant.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Today was all part of the plan. Step 1: Invite Turkoglu to dinner under the guise of recruiting him to join the Blazers. Step 2: Bang his wife while he is in Portland. Step 3: Offer Turkoglu huge contract so he doesn't get all pissed off. Step 4: Turkoglu will turn down ridiculously high contract offer to save face. Mission accomplished.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Today was all part of the plan because......

The whole Hedo nonsense was just a smokescreen to convince the public (and possibly PA) that he was making an actual effort to sign a FA this summer.

KP will now make a blockbuster deal with Houston: $7 Mil in cap space +Joel + Blake + Outlaw is just enough to snag McGrady's $23 Mil expiring deal, and allow him to claim that the team will be players in the great FA class of 2010.

Remember the lesson of Moses - it is amazing how many people will keep following you, as long as you swear to them that the promised land is just over the next hill...or maybe the one after that.

 

[Ed O]

Today was all part of the plan. Step 1: Invite Turkoglu to dinner under the guise of recruiting him to join the Blazers. Step 2: Bang his wife while he is in Portland. Step 3: Offer Turkoglu huge contract so he doesn't get all pissed off. Step 4: Turkoglu will turn down ridiculously high contract offer to save face. Mission accomplished.

She looks pretty cute. Maybe it was worth it.

http://www.playerwives.com/nba/orlando-magic/hedo-turkoglus-wife-banu-turkoglu/

Ed O.

 

[Idog1976]

Originally posted by Oldmangrouch:

Remember the lesson of Moses - it is amazing how many people will keep following you, as long as you swear to them that the promised land is just over the next hill...or maybe the one after that.

I thought the lesson of Moses was find the one thing you do well and work on it...

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I couldn't find his re-bound, re-bound, re-bound, re-bound....commercial.