I started a new job today

[Anima]

Filled out paperwork for about an hour, got a tour, locker, all that good stuff.

 

[Anima]

Best part of the job is that I get to wear jeans!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Best part of the job is that I get to wear jeans!

Was not being able to wear pants a problem in your last job?

 

[ODENISGOD]

WHATS THE JOB??????????????????????????????/

 

[ironcrotch]

Congrats on starting a new gig!

Today is my last day at my current jobber and on Monday I'm off to a new one.

but I think I'm going backwards from a laid back but corporate job to a slightly more conservative small agency.

 

[Tyler_Hansbrough]

A locker and you can wear jeans? I have no clue what you do for work.

 

[hasoos]

That's awesome. Does it meet all your needs for work/income?

 

[Anima]

That's awesome. Does it meet all your needs for work/income?

Hardly, I'm working in the rec center at WSU. I'm hoping this will tied me over until I find something better. Still, it's always fun to start a new job.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Hardly, I'm working in the rec center at WSU. I'm hoping this will tied me over until I find something better. Still, it's always fun to start a new job.

Any job with coeds can't be all that bad.

 

[THE HCP]

I just pretended to hire some dork today. Gave him a locker and everything! He's out washing my Impala right now. Wearin nothin but jeans!

 

[maxiep]

Hardly, I'm working in the rec center at WSU. I'm hoping this will tied me over until I find something better. Still, it's always fun to start a new job.

That's a shocker! (a bad pun, but I hate to take it).

 

[Anima]

Oh, one other pretty cool thing is they use a biometric reading system to clock in and out of work.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Oh, one other pretty cool thing is they use a biometric reading system to clock in and out of work.

How does that work, fingerprints? Eye scans? Urine samples?

 

[Tyler_Hansbrough]

How does that work, fingerprints? Eye scans? Urine samples?

It's a urinal. You have to pee on the door then it will let you in.

 

[Anima]

How does that work, fingerprints? Eye scans? Urine samples?

No, you type in a pin and then place your hand on a scanner.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

No, you type in a pin and then place your hand on a scanner.

All the while providing a stool sample.

 

[BlazerWookee]

No, you type in a pin and then place your hand on a scanner.

As soon as you're settled in and comfortable, find a bottle of rubber cement and some lime green food coloring. Make a fake booger and leave it on the scanner for the next person to find...

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I just pretended to hire some dork today. Gave him a locker and everything! He's out washing my Impala right now. Wearin nothin but jeans!

Hey man, I thought that was a real gig. And there you made me wear tight jeans and bend over and smile at you while working on your "Impala"

Bogus . . . I'm filing a BOLI complaint.