I'm going to go jump off a bridge!

[PtldPlatypus]

I can't believe we lost a game! I was fully convinced we were going 82-0! Clearly were going to be a slightly-below-average team, stuck in mediocrity for another decade! I can't believe I let myself get sucked in by Kingspeed's unrealistic optimism. I can't take it anymore!!!

That's the way we unrealistic homers are supposed to respond to losses, right?

 

[Chris Craig]

Which bridge I'll join you...its all over

 

[BlazerCaravan]

81-1 baby!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I can't believe we lost a game! I was fully convinced we were going 82-0! Clearly were going to be a slightly-below-average team, stuck in mediocrity for another decade! I can't believe I let myself get sucked in by Kingspeed's unrealistic optimism. I can't take it anymore!!!

That's the way we unrealistic homers are supposed to respond to losses, right?

@Mediocre Man wants to give you a handy right before you jump.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

@Mediocre Man wants to give you a handy right before you jump.

That really would cause me to jump off a bridge.

 

[riverman]

I can't believe we lost a game! I was fully convinced we were going 82-0! Clearly were going to be a slightly-below-average team, stuck in mediocrity for another decade! I can't believe I let myself get sucked in by Kingspeed's unrealistic optimism. I can't take it anymore!!!

That's the way we unrealistic homers are supposed to respond to losses, right?

Your avatar will be missed

 

[Chris Craig]

81-1 baby!!

That's the spirit!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Which bridge I'll join you...its all over

It's always the Hawthorne

sent from a phone you've probably never heard of

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

That Montero layup muff made me consider this.

 

[riverman]

I found my bridge

 

[Elton]

I can't believe we lost a game! I was fully convinced we were going 82-0! Clearly were going to be a slightly-below-average team, stuck in mediocrity for another decade! I can't believe I let myself get sucked in by Kingspeed's unrealistic optimism. I can't take it anymore!!!

That's the way we unrealistic homers are supposed to respond to losses, right?

I'm surprised you stayed on the KS Bi-Polar Express so long.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Excuse me
Oh will you excuse me
I'm just trying to find the bridge... Has anybody seen the bridge?

(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain't seen the bridge!

(Where's that confounded bridge?)

 

[riverman]

 

[Natebishop3]

 

[Chris Craig]

Bridge Over the River Cry

 

[Nikolokolus]

If you want to go out in style I'd suggest the St. Johns bridge ... just don't fuck up my commute.

 

[oldmangrouch]

IMHO, Cathedral Park is a better landing spot than the river.

 

[ripcityboy]

I will say it once. I will say it again..... for the cheap seats. But are we not....

PLUCKKKKKYYYYYY!!!!!!

 

[Orion Bailey]

It's always the Hawthorne

sent from a phone you've probably never heard of

ermmm. The bridge on the west side of downtown in the foothills. They had to put a 10ft tall fence up because of the jumpers. I used to live downtown. Hands down the worst bridge for it.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

It's always the Hawthorne

sent from a phone you've probably never heard of

Agreed. The wide sidewalks allow for a better running jump....

 

[MarAzul]

I was rather surprise to see the Blazers win their first game so convincingly.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Google suicide bridge in Portland Oregon. The name is widespread for a reason...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Forget about a bridge, jump off of the observation deck at the top of Multnomah Falls. You'll have breath taking scenery on the way down.

 

[Strenuus]

I'm gonna be honest, I don't find the actual talk about this to be funny.

 

[BlazerWookee]

@Mediocre Man wants to give you a handy right before you jump.

That's pretty handy

 

[BlazerWookee]

Forget about a bridge, jump off of the observation deck at the top of Multnomah Falls. You'll have breath taking scenery on the way down.

The landing will be even more breathtaking than the scenery. Just sayin'.

 

[stampedehero]

Nice>>>>>>>>>Robin Trower. Saw his band. Bass player singer was tremendous.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Forget about a bridge, jump off of the observation deck at the top of Multnomah Falls. You'll have breath taking scenery on the way down.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

The landing will be even more breathtaking than the scenery. Just sayin'.

Yeah, for those watching.....

 

[THE HCP]

Growing up, a girl around the corner jumped off the Fremont Bridge. None of us could believe it.