I'm in some serious shit right now.

[Buzz Killington]

So I hit the girl I am seeing last night. Now I have never hit a girl but she started talking about my father. She said that he was a terrible person, and I shouldn't talk to him ever again, and I was going to turn into him someday. Now he has his faults but he really loves us and she just kept going and going and going until I lost it. It just happened. My fist reared back and I punched her in the nose. I expected it to be like in the movies where her nose would just trickle blood, but no. The blood exploded out of both nostrils and she banged her head into the wall, hard.

She and I sat there stunned for a few seconds and then she just completely freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom. Eventually she went to stay at her mother's place and I haven't heard from her or the cops yet but I'm still pretty worried. Like I said I've never hit a girl before so I'm freaked out by the whole thing. I told my mom what happened and my mom got scared

She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh
And it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab is rare
But I thought nah forget it yo home to bel air
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie
Yo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel air

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

lame

 

[Buzz Killington]

yeah, copied and pasted from another board. i got a guffaw outta it.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Weak.

 

[MARIS61]

Never hit a girl, unless she hits you first.

 

[Mamba]

Should have just raped her. Some of the best sex you could've had.

 

[DaRizzle]

lol...you got me actually

 

[maxiep]

lol...you got me actually

He had me until he said he hit her so hard she hit her head on the wall. We've seen pictures of Buzz; we know that's not possible.

 

[hasoos]

Lesson #1:

Do not post evidence of criminal activity online.

Lesson #2:

After learning lesson #1, lube up and get ready to be a bitch in Prison!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Lesson #1:

Do not post evidence of criminal activity online.

Lesson #2:

After learning lesson #1, lube up and get ready to be a bitch in Prison!

You're not gay if it's rape... Right?

 

[hasoos]

You're not gay if it's rape... Right?

Well according to south park, if you suck dick, your gay. If you are the one getting your dick sucked, your not.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Well according to south park, if you suck dick, your gay. If you are the one getting your dick sucked, your not.

And if you like fish sticks?

 

[Wheels]

you son of a bitch lol. I was gotten on this one... I went from losing a lot of respect for you to being like WTF!!!

 

[Wheels]

Should have just raped her. Some of the best sex you could've had.

LOL @ your avatar.. at first I just thought it was a pic cause you think she is hot.. then I read the details under it today. Well done good sir!

 

[BlazerWookee]

You're not gay if it's rape... Right?

I thought that as long as you didn't kiss on the lips, it wasn't gay, it only counted as experimentation?

 

[THE HCP]

You're not gay if it's rape... Right?

That's what I used to say in prison!

 

[Buzz Killington]

You gotta make them your bitch before they make you theirs!

 

[oldmangrouch]

Should have just raped her. Some of the first sex you could've had.

Fixed it for you.

 

[DaRizzle]

Fixed it for you.

wow...interesting avatar you have there....who would have even thought to take a pic like that?!?

 

[Buzz Killington]

this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here”

the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?”

The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”

 

[DaRizzle]

this guy walks into a bar.. sits next to another guy. Some good conversation and a couple drinks later the guy says “I could fuck any girl in here”

the other guy says, “thats pretty ambitious, what makes you think that?”

The guy says “because I’m a rapist.”

whats up with all the fucked up humor from several posters today? lol

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I wonder where Rudy Gay ranks in jerseys sold?

 

[Buzz Killington]

whats up with all the fucked up humor from several posters today? lol

dunno, for me, I've been sick for the last month so I haven't been going out and being social so that makes me fucking weird!

 

[Natebishop3]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddd

This was big on the internet like..... three or four years ago. Get with the times!

 

[Buzz Killington]

meh, jus saw it today. i must of missed it the first time around.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Two nuns are walking down the street when two guys jump out of the bushes, drag them into an alley, and start raping them.

The first nun says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do."

The second nun looks over at the first nun and says, "Mine does..."

 

[Eastoff]

Should have just raped her. Some of the best sex you could've had.

Did Kobe tell you that?

 

[BlazerWookee]

This raggedy-assed old nun is walking down the street minding her own business when a man jumps out, drags her into an alley, and starts having his way with her. When he finishes, he says, "Well, Sister, what are you going to tell the Holy Father now?" and the nun says, "I'll tell him the truth. I was walking down the street minding my own business when a man jumped out, dragged me into an alley, and had his way with me twice, unless you're tired..."

 

[DaRizzle]

BlazerWookee is in a dark place today

 

[BlazerWookee]

BlazerWookee is in a dark place today

What am I, an Australian Cricket fan?

Now see, THAT was racist...