I'm thinking about getting some hair clippers and cutting my own hair

[santeesioux]

So @santeesioux how'd it work out?

Believe it or not it works surprisingly well. I got a longer guard attachment off of Amazon that leaves about an inch and a half of hair on the top so that it looks like more than just a buzzcut and I can side part it and shit. Nobody has given me any weird looks anyway.

I've been growing my hair out for half of a year and it's firmly in the awkward stage and looks much worse than when I use the clippers for what it's worth.

 

[Denny Crane]

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I've been thinking of doing this the last couple days, I haven't had a haircut since May 2015 and I'm finally out of the awkward stage so it's kind of a major internal debate for me.

 

[Chris Craig]

Leave it a little long and go to a barber if it gets fucked up. I usually tell them I was passed out at a party and my buddies did it

And they are like yeah sure you did

 

[Chris Craig]

Bad idea, or worst idea? I got some thick ass hair and a weird ass pubic hair beard thing going on right now.

While I wouldn't advise using the same Clippers on your head and pubes, I use Clippers all the time, and cut my own hair...fuck if I can going to pay 15-20 bucks for someone else to do what I can do myself...p.s. does the pube beard go over well with the ladies?

 

[ripcityboy]

My hair is honestly getting unfeasibly long. But Ima cheap bastard and im thinking of letting my anarchist/gutter punk neighbor.... "skinhead" it for me. Not lIke a bad skinhead look... but a good one who wears a Pork pie hat and listens to Prince Buster!

 

[santeesioux]

I've been thinking of doing this the last couple days, I haven't had a haircut since May 2015 and I'm finally out of the awkward stage so it's kind of a major internal debate for me.

If you're out of awkward stage I'd rock that shit until next spring and enjoy it for the winter with beanies. Get yourself a number 3 all over next spring and enjoy a cold head for summer.

I forgot how awful having medium going over your ears and bangs down past your eyes hair is for the summer too btw.

 

[santeesioux]

p.s. does the pube beard go over well with the ladies?

I bought a bore bristle comb for my beard and it makes it look a lot less pubey and normal looking, having dem Indian cheekbones and a decent beard doesn't hurt in the slightest in that regard.

 

[santeesioux]

My hair is honestly getting unfeasibly long. But Ima cheap bastard and im thinking of letting my anarchist/gutter punk neighbor.... "skinhead" it for me. Not lIke a bad skinhead look... but a good one who wears a Pork pie hat and listens to Prince Buster!

Just get an 8 on the top and skinhead it on the sides, or get one of those hipster undercuts that are all the rage. I had one and it was nice looking.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

If you're out of awkward stage I'd rock that shit until next spring and enjoy it for the winter with beanies. Get yourself a number 3 all over next spring and enjoy a cold head for summer.

I forgot how awful having medium going over your ears and bangs down past your eyes hair is for the summer too btw.

Luckily I'm a master of the man bun so summer hasn't been too bad, but my scalp is so dry. So much easier to have a healthier scalp with a fade.

 

[santeesioux]

Luckily I'm a master of the man bun so summer hasn't been too bad, but my scalp is so dry. So much easier to have a healthier scalp with a fade.

I think my hair will be man bun length right after it stops being blazingly hot.

 

[riverman]

When you wake up in the morning if any hair is sticking out..cut it off...after enough mornings you'll wake up with a haircut one day...if scissors aren't your thing use a Bic lighter

 

[riverman]

My wife cuts my hair but I recommend investing in good clippers...(insert Baby Dame gif)

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I think my hair will be man bun length right after it stops being blazingly hot.

You're an Injun tho, let that hair free... invest in a brown suede vest and white jeans...

 

[riverman]

I think my hair will be man bun length right after it stops being blazingly hot.

Something like this?

 

[santeesioux]

You're an Injun tho, let that hair free... invest in a brown suede vest and white jeans...

I'm too fat to pull off the John Redcorn look.

 

[santeesioux]

Something like this?
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More like this

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I'm too fat to pull off the John Redcorn look.

I feel your pain...

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

O.M.G.... I sport the old, kinda mullet thing, and I've cut the top shit myself for years. I see the post title and think "I'm all over this. I'm an expert. I can help out.....". Jesus.

Not only was this thread revived from like almost 3 years ago, but ALL you guys are fucking cheap asses, like me! (OR, you just want an excuse to have boobs rubbed in your face). Shit. My girlfriend comes out and thinks I'm crazy. I'm outside having a smoke, and laughing so hard, I actually do start to cry. WTH.... Whew. Best thread I've seen yet...

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

There are several Bikini Coffee shops in the Portland area, are there any Bikini Barber shops?

 

[Ledge Caliber]

I was thinking about waxing my man parts, but I'm afraid it will make me gay. I also imagine it would hurt like the dickens.

 

[blue32]

I was thinking about waxing my man parts, but I'm afraid it will make me gay. I also imagine it would hurt like the dickens.

manscape bruh, the ladies will appreciate it.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I was thinking about waxing my man parts, but I'm afraid it will make me gay. I also imagine it would hurt like the dickens.

I have a trimmer specifically for the meat and two veg, however I use a wax kit to clean up better around the base.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I used a flowbee back in day, cut hair like shit, but detach the clippers and it sucks great for a teen boy looking for a "friend"

 

[santeesioux]

I have a trimmer specifically for the meat and two veg, however I use a wax kit to clean up better around the base.

Yeah you gotta clean up the base of the shaft to make it look bigger.

 

[riverman]

I was thinking about waxing my man parts, but I'm afraid it will make me gay. I also imagine it would hurt like the dickens.

My bic lighter option won't work as well down there...

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Hahaha the "Man Bun" stuff cracked me up. I just cant rock the look, only time I do a bun is when I get in the pool or the hot tub, and dont want my hair wet. I have not cut my hair in three or four years. The hard part was getting to the point where I could pull it back to a pony tail. Now its a breeze.

 

[riverman]

I was thinking about waxing my man parts, but I'm afraid it will make me gay. I also imagine it would hurt like the dickens.

Have someone gay do it for you, you'll accomplish both things...manscaping and answering your fears one way or the other

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Im a cheap ass. Shave my head once every 2 weeks. I recommened a gilette fushion though. I went to harry's for cheap face razors, but ill never trust one on my scalp again after i took an inch long chunk out of the back of my head.

 

[Haakzilla]

Im a cheap ass. Shave my head once every 2 weeks. I recommened a gilette fushion though. I went to harry's for cheap face razors, but ill never trust one on my scalp again after i took an inch long chunk out of the back of my head.

...you ever try this one? http://www.headblade.com/