In My New Digs...

[ABM]

Got me one of them.......bachelor pads.

 

[MickZagger]

House-warming party?

 

[barfo]

Got me one of them.......bachelor pads.

Hope it is the super-absorbent kind.

barfo

 

[Rodolfo]

Hope it is the super-absorbent kind.

barfo

 

[ABM]

Hope it is the super-absorbent kind.

barfo

It is. Helps to ease the pain and mess of bloody moving.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

ABM was born to boogie in his bachelor digs.

 

[Eastoff]

i second this house warming party idea. Maybe watch a game?

 

[ABM]

i second this house warming party idea. Maybe watch a game?

That would be fun. However, realize that this is a basement apartment (other renters live upstairs in the main house) with about 600 sq/ft of living space. Certainly, big enough to be a sweet little bachelor pad. A party destination? Hmmm.......not so certain about that.

 

[MickZagger]

That would be fun. However, realize that this is a basement apartment (other renters live upstairs in the main house) with about 600 sq/ft of living space. Certainly, big enough to be a sweet little bachelor pad. A party destination? Hmmm.......not so certain about that.

Invite the neighbors.

 

[ABM]

Invite the neighbors.

Perhaps.

Let me first get through the Wheels and Cho events and I'll then have to get back to you.

 

[tlongII]

Invite HCP's wife!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Invite HCP's wife!

When does she go from being known as HCP's wife to S2's Booty Call?

Should be coming up pretty soon now right?

 

[Rodolfo]

Invite HCP's wife!

choo choo

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Did you and Mrs ABM split up?

 

[MickZagger]

Did you and Mrs ABM split up?

Where've you been?

 

[ABM]

Did you and Mrs ABM split up?

yep. she got the gold mine, i got the basement apartment (read: bachelor pad), as it were.

 

[MARIS61]

Whose idea was it to move back to the NW, yours or hers?

 

[ABM]

Whose idea was it to move back to the NW, yours or hers?

Hers.

Her kids.............and subsequent grandkids were the catalyst. Although, I didn't complain because I was moving "home" as well. It took all of my severance pay getting back here, plus enough to live on for 5 months. Yeah, in retrospect, that sucked................

 

[MARIS61]

I smell a long ago thought out plan to get you to pay for her relocation, secretly planning a divorce all the while.

Have your lawyer send her the bill.

 

[ABM]

I smell a long ago thought out plan to get you to pay for her relocation, secretly planning a divorce all the while.

Actually, you're not the first one to think that.

 

[MARIS61]

Women are always thinking ahead.

On a far happier note, today is my lovely wife's and my 33rd anniversary.

You have no idea how incredibly lucky I am.

 

[MickZagger]

ABM, you have a bachelor pad in the perfect place. Just minutes from the good ol' Acrop. Nothing like naked hiney's and supples steak bites to cheer up a newly freed man.

 

[ABM]

Women are always thinking ahead.

On a far happier note, today is my lovely wife's and my 33rd anniversary.

You have no idea how incredibly lucky I am.

Congratulations! That's quite an accomplishment......especially in this day an age.

My parents will soon be celebrating their 65th.

 

[ABM]

ABM, you have a bachelor pad in the perfect place. Just minutes from the good ol' Acrop. Nothing like naked hiney's and supples steak bites to cheer up a newly freed man.

Yeah, my co-workers want to take me there. Meanwhile, our office manager told me today that she wanted to have sex with me.

 

[MickZagger]

Yeah, my co-workers want to take me there. Meanwhile, our office manager told me today that she wanted to have sex with me.

Nice. Thats about as blunt as it gets. You shoulda pulled a George Costanza and done it at work.


Or you could pull a tlong and put craigslist adult section as your homepage.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

take a sex vacation.

or

when I'm in town in thanksgiving weekend, come out to my b-day party that black friday....I'll get you some pussy. holla!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

ABM, you dusting off the leisure suit?

 

[ABM]

ABM, you dusting off the leisure suit?

You bet. Just like the white one Lee Corso rocks in those ESPN commercials.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

bomb-diggy. haha.