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"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?", asks the shopper.
The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?".
The guy (clearly offended) responds, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian?
Or, if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you have asked me if I was German?
Or, if I asked for kosher hot dogs would you have asked me if I was Jewish?
Or, if had asked for a Taco would you have asked if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?".
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"If I asked for Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?".
"Well, probably not.".
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?".
"Because", the clerks says, "You're in Home Depot."
The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?".
The guy (clearly offended) responds, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian?
Or, if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you have asked me if I was German?
Or, if I asked for kosher hot dogs would you have asked me if I was Jewish?
Or, if had asked for a Taco would you have asked if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you?".
The clerk says, "Well, no."
"If I asked for Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?".
"Well, probably not.".
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?".
"Because", the clerks says, "You're in Home Depot."