Is there a curse on this franchise?

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All this shit sucks. We're good enough to get respect in the league, admiration from some of the national media, but then not good enough to win and we always go down in a flaming mess of glory.

how can we break this shit? burn some sage in the RG?
 
anyone know some holistic medicine chiefs or whatever...someone that does hippie cleansings? We should all chip in if there's some bad news and try to cleanse the RG.
 
Good question.

The Socceroos (Australian mens national soccer team) were cursed by a witchdoctor in 1969, and suffered heart breaking defeat after defeat; only to come good again after the curse was lifted in 2004.

In a story told in Johnny Warren's 2002 autobiography, Sheilas, Wogs and Poofters[2]: During a trip to play against Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) in the 1970 Mexico World Cup qualifiers in Mozambique, members of the Australian national soccer team (nicknamed the "Socceroos") including Warren consulted a witch doctor preceding their game. The witch doctor buried bones near the goal-posts and cursed the opposition, and Australia went on to beat Rhodesia 3–1 in the decider. However, the move backfired when the players could not come up with the £1000 demanded by the witch doctor as payment and he subsequently cursed the team. Subsequently, the Socceroos failed to beat Israel and did not qualify.

Whilst the curse is used as an explanation for failing to qualify for the World Cup for 32 years, including in the last match in the 1994, 1998 and 2002 qualifications, the curse is used in particular reference to the failure to qualify for the 1998 World Cup by drawing on aggregate against Iran, despite leading 2–0 in the second half of the final match of qualification.

The curse was supposedly lifted by John Safran during his 2004 TV series John Safran vs God. After reading the story in Warren's book, Safran travelled to Mozambique and hired a new witch doctor to channel the original to reverse the curse. The following year, the Socceroos not only qualified for the 2006 World Cup, but reached the second round before being beaten Italy in Kaiserslautern.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports-related_curses#S

So what did the Trail Blazers do to suffer so much from injuries over the years(especially to big guys)?
 
It even goes back to us not having Sabonis and Drexler play together!
 
No, I'm pretty sure it is curses, plural. One curse wouldn't be enough.

barfo
 
Anyone know some Santeria priests in Portland? seriously, we can get some weird quirky press by going by the Rose Garden one weekend and having a cleansing.
 
I'm hoping this 30 year old curse is just karma for 30 years of pure Blazer dominance of the league sometime in the future...

*sigh*
 
KP's uber-douchiness brought on some bad ju-ju onto this franchise.
 
KP forcing Darius into a medical retirement he didn't want
 
KP's uber-douchiness brought on some bad ju-ju onto this franchise.

I think Paul Allen declaring bankruptcy and fucking over local creditors/businesses played a role as well. One of the richest men in the world hid behind a corporate wall, and in doing so, caused people in Portland to lose their jobs.
 
maybe the MC and RG are built on an indian graveyard?
 
I'm semi-serious here. Anyone know of someone who specializes in cleansing houses of bad vibes? Me and the "bring LeBron to Portland" guys might have to do a collaborative effort here.
 
http://espn.go.com/espninc/pressreleases/991110otlnativeamericans.html

Phil Jackson, the former Bulls' and current Lakers' coach, uses teachings of the Lakota Sioux in his coaching. He would burn sage to cleanse the team of negative energy and show game film intercut with clips from a movie about a Sioux warrior. Jackson says he decorated the Bulls' team room at the Berto Center with Native American artifacts to reinforce in the players' minds that their journey together each season was a sacred quest. Is he using these same coaching techniques with the Lakers? -- Rick Telander
 
Are we cursed? Yes. Is there a solution? Hell no.

1977 forever.
 
We've been one of the winningest franchises in the League for decades. We had two runs of shittiness: 1970-1976 and 2004-2007. That's it. Every other year we've been over or near .500.

You want to talk cursed: talk to a Warriors, Clippers or Grizzlies fan.
 
yeah, but is it better to just be bad forever with low expectations or continuously face disappointment and failure after getting so close, only to spiral into nothing and then rise again?
 
yeah, but is it better to just be bad forever with low expectations or continuously face disappointment and failure after getting so close, only to spiral into nothing and then rise again?

You live in LA right? If that's what you want, I hear there's plenty of room on the Clippers bandwagon; I'm sure they'll find some way to fuck up the decent young nucleus of talent they've got cooking.
 
uhh. no. I want championship. No game 7 collapses. Or future dynasties thwarted by bad knees. its more painful to be a blazers fan than any other franchise in the NBA because the highs and lows are so extreme.
 
uhh. no. I want championship. No game 7 collapses. Or future dynasties thwarted by bad knees. its more painful to be a blazers fan than any other franchise in the NBA because the highs and lows are so extreme.

How do you look in purple and piss? It sounds like that's more the franchise for you.
 
pretty badly

it just seems every time we get close, something happens and we come crashing down to earth.

never left the bandwagon, just wondering if we're just stuck to this kind of up and down shit.
 
pretty badly

it just seems every time we get close, something happens and we come crashing down to earth.

never left the bandwagon, just wondering if we're just stuck to this kind of up and down shit.

Probably.
 
As is, we're a high-40's win team that likely gets bounced in the first round.

Of course, as cliche as it is to say now, a healthy Greg Oden changes things. But planning on that is like planning to win the lotto.
 

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