Is there an Atheist?

[MARIS61]

Science deserves a poke too.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Danish_tot_builds_Lego_Higgs_boson

 

[MARIS61]

Clearly atheists lack a sense of humor.

So you're saying atheists are god?

 

[TripTango]

Again, "I don't know and I don't care" apply to agnostics, not Atheists.

Atheists know god does not exist, and most care that others are being deceived and exploited.

Again, not by the strict meaning of agnosticism, as defined by the guy who invented the term. This interpretation of agnosticism as somehow either being complete apathy or else in-between atheism and theism (whatever the hell that means) is popular, and wrong. Agnosticism is a methodology of applying logic and reason to human perception as a means of discovering truth.

 

[Denny Crane]

Some have said there's religion in that, alone.

When you've had enough, you scream, "Oh God!" as you pray at the porcelain alter.

 

[MARIS61]

I am just trying to give you guys the understanding on why I am so passionate about my religion. This is definitely not fake. And it's truly hard to explain.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to explain. I don't mean that in a mocking way at all.

I get ridiculed on here for all kinds of things I know to be 100% true but others find preposterous and "out there", because we all lead different lives and we all have different experiences and we only learn the particular truths we are exposed to or are open to.

Many people here may not have the breadth of life experience I have due to caution, contentment, or mostly due to being younger and growing up in tamer times. I don't hold their innocence against them, knowing time will prove me right. But I do care enough about them to at least point out things I think they have a right to know about.

And I appreciate when they point things I didn't know out to me.

 

[MARIS61]

Well it requires a large amount of faith. But sometimes I look at it like humans don't have the brainpower to fully understand what was meant during the days of the Bible.

Everything we know about humans proves the opposite.

The average human ancestors from any previous time weren't all that bright in comparison to today.

 

[MARIS61]

Again, not by the strict meaning of agnosticism, as defined by the guy who invented the term. This interpretation of agnosticism as somehow either being complete apathy or else in-between atheism and theism (whatever the hell that means) is popular, and wrong. Agnosticism is a methodology of applying logic and reason to human perception as a means of discovering truth.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Agnosticism

 

[TripTango]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Agnosticism

Are you SERIOUSLY citing the "Uncyclopedia"? Seriously? Like, not as a joke?

 

[MARIS61]

Are you SERIOUSLY citing the "Uncyclopedia"? Seriously? Like, not as a joke?

No.

I thought that would have been clear, however all comedy is mostly true.

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. ~Sid Caesar

 

[TripTango]

No.

I thought that would have been clear, however all comedy is mostly true.

Fair enough. But the devil is in that "mostly" part...