Zombie Ivory Coast cocoa bean farmers taste chocolate for the first time

[SlyPokerDog]

For those at work you can watch this video with the sound off. There are captions that you can read.

It's pretty amazing, these guys make their livings harvesting cocoa beans but are too poor to have ever tasted chocolate. Some of them don't even know what chocolate is.

Pretty amazing video to watch.

[video=youtube;zEN4hcZutO0]

 

[BlazerWookee]

Whites are addicted to it? RASIST!

 

[PDXFonz]

I think it did make his skin whiter. Imagine if they were eating whit chocolate!

 

[maxiep]

What the fuck are they sitting around eating chocolate for? Get back to work!

 

[Eastoff]

Whites are addicted to it? RASIST!

Guy from Lebanon doesn't know how to spell? Typical!

 

[jlprk]

I only eat chocolate grown in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

 

[barfo]

For those at work you can watch this video with the sound off. There are captions that you can read.

It's pretty amazing, these guys make their livings harvesting cocoa beans but are too poor to have ever tasted chocolate. Some of them don't even know what chocolate is.

Pretty amazing video to watch.

[video=youtube;zEN4hcZutO0]

It isn't actually chocolate at all, it's camel dung. But how would they know?

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It isn't actually chocolate at all, it's camel dung. But how would they know?

barfo

Hahahaha! It's funny because they're poor and uneducated.

Wait, what was your point?

 

[barfo]

Hahahaha! It's funny because they're poor and uneducated.

Wait, what was your point?

Wait, I had a point?

I was saying that they had never tasted chocolate before, so a mean person like me could fuck with them.
Don't think I mentioned anything about their economic or educational status.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait, I had a point?

I was saying that they had never tasted chocolate before, so a mean person like me could fuck with them.
Don't think I mentioned anything about their economic or educational status.

barfo

I just found it odd that you could watch that video and your first thought would be to feed them shit.

 

[barfo]

I just found it odd that you could watch that video and your first thought would be to feed them shit.

I didn't watch the video.

barfo

 

[Strenuus]

I didn't watch the video.

barfo

I figured that out before I even got to this post.

 

[barfo]

I figured that out before I even got to this post.

It was a stupid, sophomoric, and unnecessary attempt at humor, and I regret it.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

It was a stupid, sophomoric, and unnecessary attempt at humor, and I regret it.

barfo

Who is this and what have you done with the real Barfo?

 

[jlprk]

I didn't watch the video.

Me neither, but I still posted.

It was a stupid, sophomoric, and unnecessary attempt at humor, and I regret it.

It was the best post in the thread. Never let Sly become your moral compass, or you are lost in the woods.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Me neither, but I still posted.



It was the best post in the thread. Never let Sly become your moral compass, or you are lost in the woods.

My moral compass is bent but at least I have one.

 

[jlprk]

Okay, you have shamed me into it. As soon as I take care of the guy in the other thread, I'll watch the 5-minute video. It's like Popeye returning for his can of Spinach after finishing off about 3 bad guys.

 

[jlprk]

Like Jesse Ventura and Roy Rogers, I subdued the bad guys in every thread. Now I'll watch.

 

[jlprk]

What a film. That was eye candy for the soul. I thank you, Sly, for a wonderful evening of moving pictures from the bottom of my heartwarming heart.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What a film. That was eye candy for the soul. I thank you, Sly, for a wonderful evening of moving pictures from the bottom of my heartwarming heart.

I'm anxiously awaiting your new conspiracy theory that it was really Ivory Coast cocoa bean farmers that killed Kennedy.

 

[MarAzul]

Weird! I planted some apple trees here about 20 years ago. I can't imagine having apples and never knowing the taste of apple pie.

 

[Minstrel]

My moral compass is bent but at least I have one.

There's your problem.

 

[barfo]

Weird! I planted some apple trees here about 20 years ago. I can't imagine having apples and never knowing the taste of apple pie.

I've got some fir trees. Maybe I better make myself a pie.

barfo

 

[MarAzul]

I've got some fir trees. Maybe I better make myself a pie.

barfo

err, yeah that makes sense.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Re: c

• 20:05, 30th Jul 2014
  Minstrel 108.217.162.230
  
  Action: Thread title (original 'Ivory Coast cocoa bean farmers taste chocolate for the first time') changed
  

WTF Minstrel? C?!?

 

[crowTrobot]

Re: c

clicked on this thread hoping it was about computer language

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Denny, I was only teasing Minstrel. He has some sort of mouse problem. I know I could have changed the thread title back.

 

[magnifier661]

Coco by Chanel

 

[PDXFonz]

How perfect would it have been if he gave them a glass of Nesquik. That is the absolute bastardization of chocolate (that I can think of)

 

[Minstrel]

Re: c

• 20:05, 30th Jul 2014
  Minstrel 108.217.162.230
  
  Action: Thread title (original 'Ivory Coast cocoa bean farmers taste chocolate for the first time') changed
  

WTF Minstrel? C?!?

God damn it. Sorry.