Jizzy's "Game" game

[Jizzy]

As you all know, I predicted everything in the Nets game right before the game started, ask JCB. I said Zbo will kill us, he did, I said Curry will handle the tree trunk, he did, I said there guards will be to quick for ours, Crawford kills us..</p>

I beleive this is a gift I have, predicting what happens in nets games so for every game, I am going to give a 2-3 sentence summry of what the game will turn out to be. I beleive i owe to to you guys to share my gift, my curse.</p>

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Next oppenent: Kings</p>

Mikki Moore will be energized playing in Sleepy Hollow and dominate us like he did the Sixers. brad Miller wll hit his outside shots, there guards will not have HUGE games but keep them in the lead and the Kings win.</p>

 

[Joey FistPump]

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I think sir that we will massacre the kings and that Boone and Sean Williams will dominate the paint.</p>

 

[jarkid]

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We lost, because we played Collins.</p>

 

[JCB]

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Ask me what? The only thing I disagreed with was your prediction that the Nets would lose, and there's only two possible outcomes there. You had a 50% chance to be right and a 50% chance to be wrong. I never said anything about how Randalph or Curry or Crawford would play.</p>

 

[Jizzy]

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this doesnt concern you, JCB.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

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So basically every game you will predict the other team will kill the Nets, and when we lose will gloat. Congrats.</p>

 

[JCB]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

this doesnt concern you, JCB.</p>

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Then why mention me in the first post?</p>

And, even though this isn't my "game," I make a bold prediction and say Douby goes off for 20+.</p>

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[spartannj]

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if Kidd and Carter can't dominate Salmons and Udrih, then the Nets really should just blow it up and start over</p>

 

[Jizzy]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

So basically every game you will predict the other team will kill the Nets, and when we lose will gloat. Congrats.</p>

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no i wont.it's my honest opinion and thus far, I am right.</p>

 

[Universe]

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Vaughn will shut down Nash to only ten points while chipping in with fourteen of him own.</p>

Oh wait..</p>

 

[GMJ]

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You predicted that scoring big men would do so against the Nets frontcourt, which you point out is terrible in just about every thread regardless about topic. Yeah, you're a real nostrdamous alright. uhhhhhh I predict that Lebron James will turn into a good NBA player, kthanksbye.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

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sometimes i want to get a lab coat, stand on the sidewalk, and pretend i am a scientist. when people walk by i want to say things like "if my calculations are correct you have not taken a shower today" or "if my calculations are correct you have a watch on and can tell me what time it is".</p>

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

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We win cause we go young and better.</p>

 

[GrandKenyon6]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

sometimes i want to get a lab coat, stand on the sidewalk, and pretend i am a scientist. when people walk by i want to say things like "if my calculations are correct you have not taken a shower today" or "if my calculations are correct you have a watch on and can tell me what time it is".</p>

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Heh.</p>

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[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

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I predict OJ Mayo will go to USC.</p>

 

[pegs]

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I predict my lovechild with Carrie Underwood will be the manliest boy in the world.</p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone)</div><div class='quotemain'>We win cause we go young and better.</div>Oh, Welcome to S2 Josh_Boone! If you need anything, PM me and lemme know.</p>

 

[GMJ]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Next oppenent: Kings</p>

Mikki Moore will be energized playing in Sleepy Hollow and dominate us like he did the Sixers. brad Miller wll hit his outside shots, there guards will not have HUGE games but keep them in the lead and the Kings win.</p>

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Salmons had his career high in points and Mikki Moore had 4 points. At the time of posting Brad Miller has hit 2 threes.</p>

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[Kid Chocolate]

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Jizzy wins again!</p>

 

[ghoti]

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There were only four stories in this game.</p>

1. John Salmons.</p>

2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

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That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

There were only four stories in this game.</p>

1. John Salmons.</p>

2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

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That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

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I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

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[ghoti]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

There were only four stories in this game.</p>

1. John Salmons.</p>

2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

</p>

That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

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I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

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Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

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[jarkid]

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Jizzy you are right.</p>

Jason Collins is going to start against Shaquille O'neal.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

There were only four stories in this game.</p>

1. John Salmons.</p>

2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

</p>

That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

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</p>

I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

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Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

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The Jizzster.</p>

Nobdoy beats the Jizz.</p>

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[ghoti]

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[quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

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[quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

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There were only four stories in this game.</p>

1. John Salmons.</p>

2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

</p>

That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

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I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

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Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

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[/QUOTE]</p>

</p>

The Jizzster.</p>

Nobdoy beats the Jizz.</p>

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Mr. Jizz-ard -- Taking care of jizzness.</p>

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[Lavalamp]

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Jizzy was 1 for 3 in his guesses.</p>

1. Mikki played well but not an amazing game, he was in the right places, but the Nets didn't leave him open and Brad Miller got looks.Nope</p>

2. Brad Miller hitting a lot of outside shots. Yep</p>

3. Guards will not have huge games, Salmons with 31 was a huge game in my books. Garcia came up pretty big with 24. Although that Artest had a bad game shooting 6-15. Nope</p>

So 1/3 guesses were right.</p>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

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[quote name='ghoti']</p>

[quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

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[quote name='Kid Chocolate']</p>

[quote name='ghoti']</p>

There were only four stories in this game.</p>

1. John Salmons.</p>

2. Sean Williams had eight blocks.</p>

3. Some crazy dude was yelling at Artest the whole game.</p>

4. Mark Jackson doesn't believe Aurelino is real.</p>

</p>

That's it. I don't see any of those predictions, so it's oh-for-four for the Jizzman.</p>

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I hope you never call anyone 'The Jizzman' again.</p>

</p>

[/QUOTE]</p>

Jizzmaster? Jizzinator?</p>

</p>

[/QUOTE]</p>

</p>

The Jizzster.</p>

Nobdoy beats the Jizz.</p>

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Mr. Jizz-ard -- Taking care of jizzness.</p>

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Jizz-stain?</p>

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[Dumpy]

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Poor Aurelino. Although that discussion was classic. Obviously, Mark's not a reader of Dave D.'s "Mail's in" column.</p>

 

[jarkid]

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Hello , what happended to Aurelino and Mark Jackson,can somebody just tell me ?</p>

 

[downunderwonder]

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If we cant beat the heat is all hope lost? They have been terrible! I mean Shaq is moving slower than Oliver Miller after a trip to sizzler!</p>

 

[Dumpy]

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Mark and Marv had a segment called "ask the announcers," and Aurelino submitted a question that was read on-air. He questioned Mark's list of the top-five PGs in the game a few games ago--Kidd wasn't on it. Mark defended his choice; questioned Aurelino's existence (speculating that the question was planted by the producer); compared Kidd to Stephon Marbury as two PGs that play for losing teams (a comparison that was ridiculed by Marv); and revealed that Kidd called him after he named his top-five, in a play on a series of cell phone commercials by Dwayne Wade and Charles Barkley that you probably don't get to see.</p>