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Haha, I was expecting something that had to do with banananas.
 
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which.He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone."Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which."Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr. Smith."Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she finds her way back,DON'T F*** HER!"
 
Paddy English Man, Paddy Irish Man, and Paddy Scotch Man are walking along the beach one day, and they see a woman stuck out in the water witout legs...Paddy English man feels sorry for her, and goes out to her and asks her if she would like anything...She says shed like a hug, so he hugged her and went back to the shore.Paddy scotch Man walks out to her and asks her if she'd like anything else, she asks for a kiss, he kisses her and goes back to the shore.Paddy Irish man wades out to her and asks her if shes like anything else, she says " I want f*cked"He replies " Well you are now, the tides coming in"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Obviously their all very stupid or they would have saved her lol
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Young Cus @ Apr 27 2006, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Paddy English Man, Paddy Irish Man, and Paddy Scotch Man are walking along the beach one day, and they see a woman stuck out in the water witout legs...Paddy English man feels sorry for her, and goes out to her and asks her if she would like anything...She says shed like a hug, so he hugged her and went back to the shore.Paddy scotch Man walks out to her and asks her if she'd like anything else, she asks for a kiss, he kisses her and goes back to the shore.Paddy Irish man wades out to her and asks her if shes like anything else, she says " I want f*cked"He replies " Well you are now, the tides coming in"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Obviously their all very stupid or they would have saved her lol</div>
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There were two muffins in an oven. "Wow, it's hot in here!" Muffin #1 said
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"Oh my god :ohmy: A talking muffin!?!?!" Shouted Muffin #2 in shock :ohmy:
 
Yes I know, it was the worst joke ever, but I heard it in 3rd Grade..Great memories * Closes eyes and goes into deep sleep*
 
A modest man was in hospital for a series of tests, which included fillinghim with laxatives. Unable to get out of bed and to the bathroom fastenough, he filled the bed sheets with a huge mess and was embarrasedbeyond anything he could possibly imagine. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered the bedsheets and threw them out ofthe hospital window. A drunk was walking along the side walk, past thehospital. When the sheets suddenly landed on him.He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left thesoiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood therestaring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the wholeincident, walked up and asked " What in the world was that all about? "Still staring down, the drunk replied " I just beat the crap out of a ghost "
 
Your Mama's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray...Sorry again
 
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