JULY 20TH CINCINNATI REDS VS NEW YORK YANKEES GAME THREAD

[yankeesince59]

...ahhh, OK, now I remember. Problem is, if I lose, I can't pay off until Rick pays off...and we already know that bastid will craw-dad on a bet.

 

[totus44]

...ahhh, OK, now I remember. Problem is, if I lose, I can't pay off until Rick pays off...and we already know that bastid will craw-dad on a bet.

No worries...I may have left Jersey but still have family there, happy to have a couple of good fellas go collect.

 

[yankeesince59]

...gotta ask...will these "good fellas" be collecting from me, or from rick?

 

[totus44]

...gotta ask...will these "good fellas" be collecting from me, or from rick?

Rick of course.

 

[Rick2583]

...gotta ask...will these "good fellas" be collecting from me, or from rick?

Better they collect from you, I may just beat them to death with my cane.

 

[yankeesince59]

Rick of course.

...good,...just bill me the usual"enforcer" fee.

 

[totus44]

Better they collect from you, I may just beat them to death with my cane.

They will drive you out to the Pine Barrens and show you an empty steel drum at the bottom of a pit dug in the sand. Nearby is a shovel and a bag of lime. Cough up the cheetos or else....

 

[yankeesince59]

...^^^ Uhhh, Rick, If I were you, I'd pay up.

 

[Messiah717]

They missed a great chance there and why not have Gardner bunting? Those corn rows must be heavy and hot lets hope.

Girardi made a mistake there. With first and second and nobody out you have to have Gardner bunt. On top of moving the runners you have a guy with speed who could draw a rushed errant throw.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

...ahhh, OK, now I remember. Problem is, if I lose, I can't pay off until Rick pays off...and we already know that bastid will craw-dad on a bet.

No worries...I may have left Jersey but still have family there, happy to have a couple of good fellas go collect.

...gotta ask...will these "good fellas" be collecting from me, or from rick?

Rick of course.

Better they collect from you, I may just beat them to death with my cane.

...good,...just bill me the usual"enforcer" fee.

They will drive you out to the Pine Barrens and show you an empty steel drum at the bottom of a pit dug in the sand. Nearby is a shovel and a bag of lime. Cough up the cheetos or else....

...^^^ Uhhh, Rick, If I were you, I'd pay up.

INS/ICE Border/Harbor Patrol Alert just came over the wire: Cheetos Bandit found off shore sinking in bath tub boat.....

An elderly man, was picked up off the coast of Long Island. In a modified bath tub of a boat, paddling towards Cuba.......the man was identified as one Rick E. of Queens. In his possession were 2 each, Contraband Cases of Cheetos.....

He was arrested for smuggling, racketeering, receiving stolen property, and trying to sale said stolen property to some Shady Characters. A 2nd case of Rainbow flavored/colored Cheetos were discovered, in a secret trap facade bottom door of the bath tub boat.....The Rainbow Cheetos Case was traced back as stolen from a San Francisco mens bar, called "The Backdoor Inn"......the Original and Crunchy Cheetos, were identified as stolen from the U.S. Mail, en-route from one San Diego, on its route to Middle GA........!!!

Charges are pending, and the perp is being held without bail, pending a shady background check, and positive identification. Numerous tatoo's on his body reveal: a Boston Red Sox Giant Abdominal and full back Tatoo. Yes, he was wearing red socks too. A Boston baseball cap, and the Team Trading Card set for 2004, were in his possession. When asked for his identification, he handed ICE agents a Topps Baseball Card of David Ortiz.....

A mental evaluation is also in process, due to his swearing his name is Shrek.....while claiming he owns the Red Sox, he has also claimed HE IS the King of Queens....!!!

He was carrying no Identification other than an Arkansas Driver's License, with a picture of a Banjo in lieu of his mugshot. He had on his body a Cuban Visa......!! With suspected Cuban Cheetos Smuggler's phone numbers,....


Gentlemen, I think we found your man.......

 

[yankeesince59]

Girardi made a mistake there. With first and second and nobody out you have to have Gardner bunt. On top of moving the runners you have a guy with speed who could draw a rushed errant throw.

...I guess he figured since Gardner has been hitting well and with some pop, and near impossible to double up on a DP, he'd let him hit.

...the thing with Gardner, is that he's prone to strike out.

 

[Rick2583]

...I guess he figured since Gardner has been hitting well and with some pop, and near impossible to double up on a DP, he'd let him hit.

...the thing with Gardner, is that he's prone to strike out.

I'm staying out of this.