Well, if you don't want to serve, you could try my brother-in-law's method. He is brutally honest with every question asked during jury selection. He was questioned before a drug trail, and they asked him what he thought about hashish. He answered, "It's too expensive." Dismissed. He says he's been dismissed three times by not beating around the bush. Of course, he's a pretty 'out there' kind of guys, so his version of the 'truth' leaves some people a little cold.
Weird that I've never been called for jury duty. I've been a registered voter for over 40 years. My Mom was called a half dozen times during that time period. Go Figure.
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