Keljin Blevins

[jlprk]

Sad that nepotism has come to this level.

Theory: Lillard asked Olshey for more than the maximum allowed, by backdooring it to his cousin, who kickbacks most to Lillard.

 

[Natebishop3]

Seriously though, why not just sign Dame's mom to ride the bench with him instead?

 

[jlprk]

Because she'd pay him a smaller kickback.

 

[calvin natt]

let's not forget that damion lee made the NBA last yr for being steph's brother in law

Not close to Blevins. Did they reach out to him because of steph, maybe? But he was with the Hawks before Portland. Blevins would not sniff a roster anywhere else. Lee averages 9ppg for his career and is shooting 44% from three this season. Blevins literally shoots airballs almost every time he tries. Its embarrassing.

 

[e_blazer]

I propose we call him by this anagram of his name:

E. L. Jive Blinks

 

[PCmor7]

I propose we call him by this anagram of his name:

E. L. Jive Blinks

I just did a spit take into my mask. Thanks.

 

[Jon]

good god... even his PER 36 is horrid....

 

[Jon]

I propose we call him by this anagram of his name:

E. L. Jive Blinks

only if we can go by Lillard's...

Admiral And Ill

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I propose we call him by this anagram of his name:

E. L. Jive Blinks

Better than a "Live Links e-BJ".

 

[PCmor7]

All I keep doing is seeing these anagrams and picturing the Fake Chris Paul as Jar Jar Binks.

 

[e_blazer]

only if we can go by Lillard's...

Admiral And Ill

I’d go with “Inlaid Mallard”.

 

[Natebishop3]

Bevels Jinn Ilk
Bevel Jinn Ilks
Bevel Jinn Silk
Bevel Jinns Ilk
Jib Kelvin Lens
Jib Veins Knell
Jib Nevis Knell
Jib Vines Knell
Jib Vine Knells
Jib Nevi Knells
Jib Vein Knells
Jibs Vine Knell
Jibs Nevi Knell
Jibs Vein Knell
Bilk Elves Jinn
Blink Jive Lens
Nib Jives Knell
Nib Jive Knells
Nib Knives Jell
Bin Jives Knell
Bin Jive Knells
Bin Knives Jell
Bins Jive Knell
Nibs Jive Knell

 

[SharpesTriumph]

My theory is he was already practicing and in Lillards bubble so they thought it easier to add him to help the team practuce than have a new person go through covid protocols.

Not using the second two way slot is more perplexing than having Blevins.

 

[calvin natt]

My theory is he was already practicing and in Lillards bubble so they thought it easier to add him to help the team practuce than have a new person go through covid protocols.

Not using the second two way slot is more perplexing than having Blevins.

This is the NBA! You don’t keep a guy on the roster because, well he’s already here and we don’t want to switch out a name on a locker stall

 

[riverman]

Theory: Lillard asked Olshey for more than the maximum allowed, by backdooring it to his cousin, who kickbacks most to Lillard.

other theory....Jody Allen has a new boy toy....I write the checks and I say he gets a roster spot!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Bevels Jinn Ilk
Bevel Jinn Ilks
Bevel Jinn Silk
Bevel Jinns Ilk
Jib Kelvin Lens
Jib Veins Knell
Jib Nevis Knell
Jib Vines Knell
Jib Vine Knells
Jib Nevi Knells
Jib Vein Knells
Jibs Vine Knell
Jibs Nevi Knell
Jibs Vein Knell
Bilk Elves Jinn
Blink Jive Lens
Nib Jives Knell
Nib Jive Knells
Nib Knives Jell
Bin Jives Knell
Bin Jive Knells
Bin Knives Jell
Bins Jive Knell
Nibs Jive Knell

Kills Even in BJ

or perhaps

Kill Seven in BJ

Either way, this thread should have a poll: Worst Blazer of all time?
He's on a 2-way, so I don't care, but it's kind of ridiculous.